ADVENTURES IN MEDIOCRITY

Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985.

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permalink Basically i do whatever Mcdavis tells me….I swear under the fat and hair there is a clavicle there…fun fact i broke my clavicle when i was 5 because of Dick Tracy

Basically i do whatever Mcdavis tells me….I swear under the fat and hair there is a clavicle there…fun fact i broke my clavicle when i was 5 because of Dick Tracy

permalink This hot mess right here is some delish apple pie a la mode.

This hot mess right here is some delish apple pie a la mode.

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drinkyourjuice:

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Deleted Rachel Bilson Sex Scene (Boop)

….simply amazing….sooo…erotic?
On a side note, every actor/actress that does a Funny or Die exclusive video automatically gets 10 extra cool points in my book.

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My Ex-Boyfriends (live) by SoKo

permalink Multi-tasking GPOYW: 1) My friend Andrew gave me his pass from some rando festival he played in Oklahoma City, because he played with Senses Fail and they are one of my favorite bands. 2) I know it’s two days into December but check out my sweet No Shave Novembeard beard. 3) This fulfills my contractual obligation of posting a vain picture of myself as stated in the Tumblr by-laws, section 10 article 42. Look it up.

Multi-tasking GPOYW: 1) My friend Andrew gave me his pass from some rando festival he played in Oklahoma City, because he played with Senses Fail and they are one of my favorite bands. 2) I know it’s two days into December but check out my sweet No Shave Novembeard beard. 3) This fulfills my contractual obligation of posting a vain picture of myself as stated in the Tumblr by-laws, section 10 article 42. Look it up.

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indieandyy:

Tonight I showed Allison, Kara, David, and Mikey all of the Greatest Freakout Ever videos.

Thanks to David’s quickness w/ his cell phone and stellar tipsy acting from Mikey and I, we present to you our reenactment of GFE4.

permalink Thought i should be cool like everyone else and post my Flavors page. I’m not as cool as some people and on the directory list.

Thought i should be cool like everyone else and post my Flavors page. I’m not as cool as some people and on the directory list.

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100 Dollars by Manchester Orchestra

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carlovely:

try and tell me my dancing skills aren’t top notch.

i am crying laughing right now….