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All it took was me accidentally hitting the...

Fun Fact: The best stories start with...

I'm gonna keep promoting this....

i’m talking about free pictures motherfuckers! I mean i really don’t wanna have to type...

Fun Fact: The word "Condominium" will...

You get no smile on this friday….i’ve been awake...

The Broken by Coheed and Cambria

Mar 12th

all i gotta say is....

accidental e-brake on all the way home….and puke all over my car…THANKS RYAN!

Alright peoples....

So I got 50 free 4x6 prints from Shutterfly…so i figured i’d do the right thing and give...

Tokbox Tumblr vidchat. Its a thursday, you...

Mar 12th

Mar 11th

here’s your fucking gpoyw……btw...

fuck you i just slept all day.

Seriously....

The best part of Hayley Williams being on tumblr is that when she finally dumps chad/ he drops her...

Dear Future Girlfriend,

Hey! How yeah doing babe? Ahhh i’m sorry you had a bad day at work, that sucks….Want...

She’s My Rushmore by Every Time I Die The greatest lovers were murders first

Mar 10th

Mar 10th

Mar 10th

Mar 10th

see what i did there....

i posted something deep and meaningful about myself then quickly followed it up with something...

I look for the eject button on my PS3...

just rub around until something happens.

You have no fucking clue who i am or...

In truth i’ve never really felt anything. Other than mere physical sensations produced from...

Mar 10th

Mar 10th

I have become one with the light….and my spirit shall...

I can’t tell if it’s a good thing or a bad thing...

Fun Fact: Handjobs are the parsley of...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)

Mar 9th

Mar 9th

Mar 9th

What’s better after seeing a movie by your fav...

There is something about this that is hotter and more...

Half Commando...

Apparently when i went to the bathroom earlier i didn’t fully tuck myself back in so for like...

Get Out by Circa Survive

avey: PART ONE OF TWO I refuse to write anything new about this video out of pure...

Subterfuge In An Era Of Total...

Is a great title for something…too bad i have nothing to go along with it…

kandidkandor: Flash: Rebirth #1 | Ethan Van Sciver Fuck...

What does it say about me.....

The fact that probably 2 out of every 5 girls i find myself attracted to end up being a...

Gimmie something....

believe it or not but the outside world is actually really...

Mar 9th

The Fantastic Mr. Fox should have won Best Animated...

I mean I guess woman can have 1 day a...

but tomorrow it’s right back to the kitchen with ya!

Mar 8th

Mar 8th

Mar 8th

Mar 8th

There is a reason i will be marrying this woman….

This is how you rock some Green Tea….

it's 1:53 AM...

Yes i’m watching Willow Yes I’m eating chips and salsa Yes i just spilled salsa on my...

Dear Mr. Tony Scott,

Do know that a camera can shoot at a regular speed, not just slow or fast motion?

HAHA Fucking Classic! If you’re not following Peter...

Olivia Munn on the set of her PETA shoot…..and i just...

to totally be a dick....

If i wanted to now everything that happened on SNL this week I WOULD FUCKING WATCH IT!

ummmmmmm………ok….that totally...

Mar 7th

Mar 7th

Nice flared nostril get away driving Mr. Bond…..

Mar 7th

Cheers tumblr! yes i drink Miller Chill when i’m at...

Currently Watching

Mar 7th

Seriously...

Sometimes a really worn in pair of Levi’s can be the most comfortable pajama pants ever…

Plans For a Rainy Saturday Night In...

Get in comfy “i don’t give a shit” jeans and tee Get Pizza Get Beer Start...

DMX vs. Ghostbusters by Miles This pretty much sums up how awesome last night was…thanks...

When i’m bored sometimes i take old photos i have and...

Mar 6th

Smile Friday 2.0: I feel even better now that i got my hair...

“YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-I-CO!!!!!!!”
— Super Troopers

Smile Friday….just eating some soup and drinking water...

Mar 6th

Lunch! I really only got it because of the bacon.

Just when I think that Netflix Instant Watch can’t get...

Shit is happening!!! STARBUCK THROW ME A SPEAR!

synecdoche: lyriquediscorde: Rosario Dawson SCISSOR ME...

Call me Ishmael because I’m finally capturing my white...

“On second thought….let’s not go to Camelot...”
— Monty Python and the Holy...

This was me last night crashing and burning as i attempted...

Mar 4th

Mar 4th

1) Your name/tumblr name. 2) Right-handed, left-handed, or...

Mar 4th

Mar 4th

Mar 4th

Mar 4th

I’m A Loner Dottie, A Rebel by The Get Up Kids

“I’m a loner Dottie, a rebel.”

Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today by Fall Out Boy

“Tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things...

I just can’t resist a delicious fish taco…..

GPOYW Sitting at starbucks as always edition….fuck i...

Stop Motion Lego Lightsaber Battler…..*drool

Mar 3rd

Mar 3rd

Mar 3rd

Mar 3rd

Mar 3rd

Chili’s Buffalo Chicken Ranch Sammich…fucking...

Diversity is?

Does anyone ever "recommend" me....

Am i even worth the recommendation…i mean they don’t have a “douchey bro who...

I almost never get a table inside at starbucks, i’m...

The face of this woman....

I can only describe as dunking reading a transcribed version of 2 Girls 1 Cup….seriously

Oh my god you guys…I’ve fucking made it on the...

malloreigh:shorthair:tinyspacebirds:(via yourheartmymind) ...

Quizno's action plan.....well my take at...

In order to compete with Subways $5 footlongs, which they already tried with that abominable torpedo...

writer-a: First, I’m a little buzzed on wine made by Greg...

avey: Please don’t watch this video if you despise giggling babies. This is disgusting…LY...

Feelings after engulfing that...

It’s like waking up the morning after and realizing you banged the fat ugly friend.. yes...

Mar 2nd

I’m about to eat a burrito that is half the size of my...

Alright....

I’m super lazy right now and instead of sending a mass text to all the people in my phone,...

Not having illustrator when you need...

But being to download it in 2 hours kicks ass.

I'm all for cuddling in bed and watching...

Not because i’m sweet…but because i’m lazy as fuck..

Noktor ƒ0.95 HyperPrime Lens Gives Your Micro Four Thirds...

Mar 2nd

this is me having been awake since 4am. I went to sleep at...

Mar 1st