November 2009
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October 2009
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I did my good deed for the day....
I purchased a bottle of Bacardi for some minors….HAPPY HALLOWEEN CHILDREN!
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One time i went to Red Robin with my friends and my friend ordered a burger and she ask this.
“Would you like some pink in that meat?”
well would you?
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Formspring...but slightly different →
I know i said i would never do this again…but that’s like saying i’ll never masturbate again…i can hold off for a little…but it’s gonna happen again…i’m not a strong willed man….so any way check out the new form i made…and to reduce Tumblr clogging I included an email box so i can send you a response directly if you want one….NOW GO...
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Tumblr is like Hollywood.....
It’s all about who you know…
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Misses Stewart by Dr. Manhattan
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25) →
Tegan and Sara (7)
Chiodos (2)
Little Boots (2)
Gogol Bordello (2)
Jonathan Coulton (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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There is only one constant in my life....
and that’s the fact that i’m winning millions of dollars in foreign countries, but ave no means to claim it….
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The Bright Side by We Shot The Moon
Fuck this...
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Fun Fact: No one cares when you're alive, they...
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I find children drab and unable to maintain an...
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Oh my god you guys! I'm gonna smoke so many drugs...
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I don't know what's worse....
Liking a girl and finding out she’s lesbian or finding out she’s a dude.
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“You’re Mikey Pizzle
Tumblarity sizzles
And a beard so we all know that...”
– Anonymous Formspring Poem…i love it.
Alright so ends the Formspring for tonight....or...
But if you wanna still chat/ask me shit or whatever. you can email me: michaelp326@gmail.com
or AIM: scenehater
i welcome all…peach out.
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you just called me a dick. i am a girl.
I’m sorry you didn’t specify…dick…
ps - thanks… dick…
….dick….this is seriously what’s is come to….
Two questions.. Can we have consensual sex? If you say no, I’ll be forced to rape you. Also, what are the measurements of your penis?
I mean i guess i’d rather have consensual sex...
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“you’re mike
i’m mike
we’re mike
mike mike
the end”
– “mike” a poem by mcdavis.
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I don’t know how these things work… this is del by the way… are these suppost to be a secret thing? ummm hmmm… yea. I guess that was my question. oh wait… no. OK. If you had to choose between a $25 In&Out gift cert or a life time supply of cherry pop-tarts… which would you choose?
Well first let me tell you that you did this whole thing completely wrong!...
Do you, by chance, have any interest in hooking up with a 22 year old male librarian? Because I’m recently single and you’ve got lips that look like they’d suck the sorrow off a recent widow…
I’m not gay in anyway…but if someone used this line on my i would have no choice but to go home with them, guy or girl. That shit is classic.
submit more here.
i don't get it mikeypizzle, are you just talking...
alaskamiller:
mikeypizzle:
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No, i’m answering things…wait does it come off like i’m talkin to myself. I mean i do it all the time…i’m sorta crazy like that. And is this supposed to be mean or like a compliment?
i didn’t realize it was formspring. thought you were doing a bit. a funny bit.
I wish it was a bit sir, i’m not as creative as the fine folks you submit...
i don't get it mikeypizzle, are you just talking...
(via alaskamiller)
No, i’m answering things…wait does it come off like i’m talkin to myself. I mean i do it all the time…i’m sorta crazy like that. And is this supposed to be mean or like a compliment?
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if you weren’t watching justice league, i’d tell you what a faggot you are and that you should pull the formspring dick out of your puckered hairy butthole.
Thanks?
i want to sit in your lap and take a huge dump -josh <3
Well thanks for ruining your wedding gift….dick.
i really like how you’re so subtly honest in the process of being blatantly hilarious. i wish...
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OH MY GOD you’re so fucking stupid, why am I even following you? Oh, that’s right. I’m fucking stupid, too
SEE! Exactly we are all stupid…it’s the internet the entire fucking thing is stupid…
We’ve already agreed bitches be the silliest, and it’s best not to even get started on them tricks. However, this malt liquor has me wondering, what bitches,...
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The people who ask you questions on your formspring are as fucking stupid as you are.
OH shit! I finally got some hate! I haven’t been hated on since those crazy feminists when ape shit on me over something rape related i posted…. Anyway back to this. I don’t care what you say about me, but you shouldn’t use this as a way insult others. You should take your time and insult...
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you are hilar and i like your facial hair, bitch.
Ahh well thank you, i mean i try. As for the facial hair that shit just comes from genetics….and i think technically i’m a bastard…i mean i no my father, but he was never really there….ahhh shit just real for second there huh? TIME FOR MORE JOKES!
what do you think youll be like when you’re old? (like real old - not...
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Today I danced around my house and did laundry, watched Greek, had a shower, started my dinner and then got really stoned. Danced some more. Ate my dinner. Watched I Love You Beth Cooper… and I cried twice.
WOW! That sounds exactly like my day. Minus the dancing, laundry, Greek, dinner, getting stoned, more dancing, I Love You Beth Cooper, and crying. I mean it’s kinda weird how our...
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Would you rather be caught “whacking it” by your father or mother? Both?
I’d rather be caught by my father, cause atleast he’s probably been in my position, and wouldn’t be as awkward. And then there would probably be some sort of awkward PSA typ moment where he sits down next to me on my bed and talks about jerking it and how i should be more carefull, then he...
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I don't mean to be one of those Formspring people,...
avoiding doing other stuff….so comon help a brother out.
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Come Back by We Shot The Moon
Currently on...
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Dear Batman: Arkham Asylum,
I would like to thank you for doing your job as a video game and keeping me entertained and interested in playing you for more than 2 hours. Unlike many of your fellow video games. Today’s 4.5 hour session was quite enjoyable, and like an aggressive sexual partner you left me ravaged and immobile after. And not to sound cliche but I CAN’T QUIT YOU! If it wasn’t for the fact that...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18) →
Alkaline Trio (10)
Independent (3)
Alexisonfire (2)
Stellar Verne (1)
Warner Bros. Pictures (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
