May 2009
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So I've been trying to get Swine Flu...
I’ve been licking old people, homeless people, babies, pigs, dogs, rabbits, cats. I’ve been eating used tissues, condoms, anything that could carry it. Why you ask? Because I wanna get sick get better than sell my blood full of antibodies to anyone stupid enough to buy it. Good plan right?
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Fun Fact: I love beating women...
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Ryan Reynolds is on Ellen today....
I love/hate this guy. Love because he is funny, and seems cool to hang with. Hate because he married my woman…Scarjo.
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jeninla:
brooklynmutt:
100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds
siddman via Liquid Generation
PHENOMENAL.
amazing.
April 2009
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Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s....
– Lullaby by chuck palahniuk
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Tumblr men
barelysarcasm:
ewokonline:
sinkships:
I’m sorry, but I have to assume you’re all robots.
I ain’t no robot!
I am a robot.
I’m part robot, so technically I’m an Android.
Chris Hanson soundboard →
sade:
I am officially cry-laughing at Chris Hanson saying “I cannot believe I am actually thinking about masturbating your cat”.
golden.
people said a black man would be president when pigs could fly.. 100 days later...
– (via godsvagina)
Dammit...Fo just got kicked off ANTM
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So I'm a fan of America's Next Top Model...
And so far for this cycle i think Allison or Fo should win. pictures to follow.
hawlendrion:
Real life masked Crime Fighters. Allegiance assembled!
fuck this needs to happen here, who’s down to join.
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Fun Fact: Growers have more fun.
Atheism is not a fad.
thatjeffreykid:
notsorryto-offend:
yourcrapsweak:
(via fuckyeahatheism)
REBLOG THIS FOREVER PLEASE.