May 2009
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So I've been trying to get Swine Flu...
I’ve been licking old people, homeless people, babies, pigs, dogs, rabbits, cats. I’ve been eating used tissues, condoms, anything that could carry it. Why you ask? Because I wanna get sick get better than sell my blood full of antibodies to anyone stupid enough to buy it. Good plan right?
May 1st
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Fun Fact: I love beating women...
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Ryan Reynolds is on Ellen today....
I love/hate this guy. Love because he is funny, and seems cool to hang with. Hate because he married my woman…Scarjo.
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jeninla: brooklynmutt: 100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds siddman via Liquid Generation PHENOMENAL. amazing.
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April 2009
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“Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s....”
– Lullaby by chuck palahniuk
Apr 30th
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ListenLouise by NOFX This feels like the song of the...
Apr 30th
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barelysarcasm: ewokonline: sinkships: I’m sorry, but I have to assume you’re all robots. I ain’t no robot! I am a robot. I’m part robot, so technically I’m an Android.
Apr 30th
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Listencarinaavila: Private Eye — Alkaline Trio great...
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Chris Hanson soundboard →
sade: I am officially cry-laughing at Chris Hanson saying “I cannot believe I am actually thinking about masturbating your cat”. golden.
Apr 30th
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“people said a black man would be president when pigs could fly.. 100 days later...”
– (via godsvagina)
Apr 30th
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Dammit...Fo just got kicked off ANTM
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So I'm a fan of America's Next Top Model...
And so far for this cycle i think Allison or Fo should win. pictures to follow.
Apr 30th
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hawlendrion: Real life masked Crime Fighters. Allegiance assembled! fuck this needs to happen here, who’s down to join.
Apr 30th
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ListenBaby Got Back by Jonathan Coulton (Originally by...
Apr 30th
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ListenProgression Of A Band: Part 7 Resuscitation Of A...
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ListenProgression Of A Band: Part 6 Ladies And...
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ListenProgression Of A Band: Part 5 The Lovesong Writer...
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ListenProgression Of A Band: Part 4 Marches and...
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ListenProgression Of A Band: Part 3 Jet Black New Year...
Apr 30th
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ListenProgression Of A Band: Part 2 Cross Out The Eyes...
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ListenProgression Of A Band: Part 1 Dying In New...
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Fun Fact: Growers have more fun.
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Atheism is not a fad.
thatjeffreykid: notsorryto-offend: yourcrapsweak: (via fuckyeahatheism) REBLOG THIS FOREVER PLEASE.
Apr 29th
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