August 2009
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Romantic Rights by Death From Above 1979
Chat me up and keep me motivated....
between situps and pushups.
AIM: Scenehater
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This Is How Two Girls Play Gameboy When They... →
This might be the best threesome ever.
Chipotle or In’N’Out?
hmmm….good one. While one has massive delicious burritos with several choices of meat (all of which are free range) along with many delicious salsas and other such items. But then again the other is In-N-Out…..soooo In-N-Out wins….ALWAYS!
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I'm that bored again.... →
I Just Made Love →
I can’t tell if this is creepy or fucking awesome.
YTMND - Fun With Rap Music →
Make sure to wear headphones!
The Wonderful World of Prison Inventions |... →
I wanna go to prison now!
Why do you think its ok to LIE to people via photograph? You don’t know who this is so just don’t even think it!
Lying for the sake of comedy is completely fine. Like if i told a girl i used a condom, but then really didn’t…HILARIOUS!…..and i don’t know what not to even think about?
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How do I know that you are not a figment of my imagination?
Your imagination is not able to create something as awesome as me. sorry.
Why is there something rather than nothing?
Because Nothing is the lack of Something, just like Cold is the lack of Heat, or Darkness is the lack of Light.
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have you ever been eaten by a shark?
The answer seems pretty obvious i think….Yes! It was a whale shark, hence i’m not in a bunch of little pieces. Yeah the big guy just swallowed my whole like pornstar taking a load. I hung out in his belly eating sushi grade tuna, then decided to roundhouse kick my way out. Now i’m here retelling the tale to all of you.
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would you fly across the country to get laid?
Not just to get laid, but you know i’d make a trip of it, see some shit, do some stuff, get my dick wet, you know like an average vacation. I’m a classy guy like that.
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Who was your favorite member of N’SYNC?
Justin Timberlake of course….i mean he’s the only one with a career.
Jesus or President Obama, which one would win a peanut butter eating contest?
Well Jesus isn’t real, sooooooo Obama….but wait is it Chunky or Smooth?
Pink or brown?
Brown goes better with my skin tone, but i like pink, it’s more fun.
how many times...
I gotta waste time until i go drink...ask me... →
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