October 2010
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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YOU GUYS I GOT FINAL CUT PRO!!!!!! I’M SO PROFESH NOW!
Oct 31st
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Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Word Of The Day: Trepidation (trep-uh-DAY-shuhn)
Definition: A state of dread or alarm; nervous agitation; apprehension; fright. Improper Usage: “Mikey’s body was overcome with trepidation after removing Laura’s clothes and being overwhelmed with what smelled like the entire pacific ocean rotting in the sun.”
Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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OMG Space and Science are lyke totally in right...
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Wanna touch my twizzler! →
Twizzlers suck btw RED VINES 4 LYFE!!!!!!
Oct 28th
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Word Of The Day: Kvetch (KVECH)
Definition: To complain habitually Improper Usage: “Hey bro! I was out with this cooze last night that just kvetched the entire time about how her piece of shit dog was shitting and pissing all over her loft. So i shoved a couple skinny bitches down her throat, took her back to my place and gave her something else to kvetch about. I’m talking crabs bro!”
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Word Of The Day: Inchoate (in-KOH-it)
Definition: Imperfectly formed or formulated. Improper Usage: “Rachel couldn’t help but laugh at David’s inchoate penis, that sat sadly between his legs. But she fucked him anyway because, come on, he invented Tumblr!”
Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Word Of The Day: Eke (EEK)
Definition: To gain or supplement with great effort or difficulty—used with ‘out’ Improper Usage: “No matter how big the FUPA or buck toothed and scabby a lady is Mikeypizzle is always able to eke out a modicum of ejaculate.”
Oct 27th
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hmwt-deactivated20101214 asked: Now I want a Toblerone. Give to me a Toblerone.
Oct 26th
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Stuck some candy in his hat...
AND CALLED IT TOBLERONEEEEEEE!
Oct 26th
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abitbold asked: Hi, I think you're great. The end.
Oct 26th
Oct 26th
nakedtrees asked: who are you? do you go to montserrat?
Oct 26th
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Word Of The Day: Juju (JOO-joo)
Definition: An object superstitiously believed to embody magical powers. Improper Usage: “So I brought this girl back to my place thinking she wanted to hook up after she told me she wanted to suck the juju out of me. Only later while tied to the bed with a pentagram carved into my chest did I realize she had other plans.”
Oct 26th
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alex-lately asked: Okay, so I love that you're doing the dictionary.com's Word of the Day. Also, now every time my phone goes off telling me what the word of the day is, I anticipate the shit you're going to come up with. KNOW THIS. I NOW HAVE EXPECTATIONZ.
Oct 25th
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Word Of The Day: Slugabed (SLUHG-uh-bed)
Definition: One who stays in bed until a late hour; a sluggard; Mikeypizzle Improper Usage: “Maybe If you weren’t out sucking cock for blow until 6am you wouldn’t be such a slugabed…..slut.”
Oct 25th
Oct 24th
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Word Of The Day: Parse (PAHRS)
Definition: To examine closely or analyze critically, especially by breaking up into components. Improper Usage: “Bella parsed her pubes in the morning, only to realize that Edward had left her with a ravenous case of vampire crabs.”
Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
kelleeeee: while vidchatting and after switching connections… “Wow I can actually see you eating now, it’s kind of disgusting. It’s like when a pig eats and it just kind of puts its face in its food and moves it around…” Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mikeypizzle. The sweetest guy around.
Oct 23rd
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Word Of The Day: Crepuscular (kri-PUS-kyuh-lur)
Definition: Of, pertaining to, or resembling twilight; dim. Improper Usage: “I crept into her room through the window, she was only slightly visible in the crepuscular morning light. Slowly I lit a cigarette and proceeded to satisfy myself as she slept.”
Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
Oct 22nd
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I feel like making a mix to post...theme?
Oct 22nd
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Word Of The Day: Coruscate (KOR-uh-skayt)
Definition: To give off or reflect bright beams or flashes of light; to sparkle Improper Usage: “Bask in the light of my coruscating schlong”
Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Dr. PurpleLove: Or How I Stopped Caring and...
If you want to change something or make something more known you don’t sit in a room with all your friends and talk about it. You go out and talk to people in the world who don’t know what’s going on. People who are ignorant or bigoted, you make see what’s going on, you have to change those people to change anything. Changing The Dash to purple is like telling a fart joke...
Oct 20th
But purple makes my dash look fat! That's why i...
Oct 20th
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indieandyy asked: http://www.artslant.com/userimages/3151/20100830142836-Hoist_Greenman_DLL_press.jpg
Oct 20th
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Comon! you guys gotta something good to shove up...
Oct 20th