December 2010
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November 2010
DAYUM!
I’m losing followers like 4 Loko is losing states it can be sold in! WAKKA!
Anonymous asked: I found you on my LastFM page, didn't know who you were. Looked. Read. Drank. Kept reading. Kept drinking. Shat my pants. Farted a few times. Even LOLd out loud and stuff. Good times.
Insincerely,
Ames Iowa
Insincerely,
Ames Iowa
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My favorite unit of measurement is "A Cunt Hair"
HAHAHA that picture lost me a follower!
Better off without you!
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Lost In The World by Kanye West (ft. Bon Iver)
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Monday November 29th, 2010.
I woke up planning on cleaning the kitchen floor…but it was done already. +1
Get into the bathroom to trim my beard, get a 1/4 done and the shaver dies. -1
Charge Shaver and make a phone call about selling stocks for $190. +190
Do the dishes to waste time +1
Lie back in bed to wait for shaver +1
Go back into the bathroom to shave and shower all goes well +2
Head down to B of A to cash...
internerd asked: Ehhhh, it was decent, could have done with a little more exposition... Left a lot to the viewer to piece together, which I'm normally fine with, but it just felt like they ran out of ideas or something... Like they started filming with the climax in mind, but nothing else, and had to hash it together to get there, y'know?
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vyou.com/mikeypizzle →
Comon!
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Blame Game by Kanye West (ft. John Legend)
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Dear Children,
Stop all the butt sex! Don’t let religion ruin your anus! Just throw a condom on and go to town! You’re gonna wear out your sphincters by the time your 21 and need a colostomy bag for the rest of your life! There are a lot of other parts of the body you can use to cum….
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You know those times when your asshole gets really...
that means someone special is thinking about you.
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Hell Of A Life by Kanye West
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Word Of The Day: Mithridate [MITH-ri-deyt]
Definition: A confection believed to contain an antidote to every poison.
Improper Usuage: “I love dating nerdy chicks that are into fantasy and roleplaying. They suck dick like it contains some sort of mithridate that they need to extract before their next Dungeon and Dragons campaign.”
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Runaway by Kanye West (ft. Pusha T)
This is the 9...
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Devil In A New Dress by Kanye West (ft. Rick Ross)
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Word Of The Day: Bamboozle [bam-BOO-zuhl]
Definition: To deceive or get the better of (someone) by trickery, flattery, or the like.
Improper Usage: “I call this drink The Bamboozle, because 9 months later she still doesn’t know how she got pregnant.”
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So Appalled by Kanye West (ft. JAY-Z, Pusha T,...
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MONSTER by Kanye West (ft. JAY-Z, Rick Ross, Nicki...
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YO HARRY POTTER I'MMA LET YOU FINISH BUT...
The Lord Of The Rings is the best fantasy series of all time!
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Word Of The Day: Idioglossia [id-ee-uh-GLOS-ee-uh]
Definition: A private form of speech invented by one child or by children who are in close contact, as twins.
Improper Usage: “God damn! The way she treated my cock was like they had some sort of idioglossia and my schlong was telling her all the things I didn’t know how to.”
Definition: A pathological condition in which a person’s speech is so severely distorted that it...
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All Of The Lights by Kanye West (ft. Rihanna)
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Watchblasko:
Cancer hates nachos—so fight back! November 18 is “Have Sex with a Guy with a Mustache” Day. Movember is awesome, no? Help support the cause.
just putting this here…for you know…public knowledge and what not.
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Word Of The Day: Gest [JEST]
Definition: A notable deed or exploit.
Improper Usage: “Consider the gest that I didn’t blow my load in your eye as a compliment. I’ve heard that shit stings.”
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Oh fuck it's Tuesday....
You should probably go eat a dick!
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