Adventures In Mediocrity: Archive

JUDGE- MIKEYPIZZLE

tumblrjudge: FOLLOW mikeypizzle.com he seems to be pretty pro at tumblr. real professional looking blog. some quality quotes and photos posted. i assume it would be funnier if you knew him personally. overall, not bad. truth….3/4 of the shit i say/do is way funnier/less offensive if you know me.

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jennifermorris asked: California?

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

victoriablevins-deactivated2010 asked: So this isn't a question, but I had a dream about you last night. In it, I was sorting through some recycling that needed to go out, and there was a pizza box from this pizza place called Hungry Howies. I don't know if you have that chain out there, but your face was on the back of the box, and you were about to put the pizza in your mouth. Then I saw you when I was riding my bike...

Mar 1st

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realrealsoft asked: Mikey, what does vagina smell like?

Feb 28th

1980 asked: You know when you ask someones to ask you something and you read: WTF do you want... it sends mixed signals. thought you should know. Oh yes, and I love you.

Feb 28th

spinlighted asked: where on earth was that awesome food from?

Feb 28th

alex-lately asked: At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Feb 28th

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Because i’m sitting at home on a saturday night watching 2012 again because i’m a masochist.

Feb 28th

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It was cute that the dude gave me two forks for...

like i have anyone to share them with…

Feb 28th

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Wake up in the morning feeling like Don...

I got my cocktail in my hand about to school this city……

Feb 27th

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Lady Killer by Dirt Nasty

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Haboglabotribin by Bernard Wright Sampled track...

Feb 26th

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Gz and Hustlas by Snoop Dogg

Feb 26th

What is past is prologue v2.0: mikeypizzle →

mikeypizzle….You seem like a cool guy…We are both geeks. We have friends in common (r3d, lovelesswrists, etc.). We share a similar cynical outlook in life. And a somewhat similar taste in women…Needless to say we both project massive geek sex appeal towards the ladies… It would be very cool… To be truthful i barely skimmed over this after reading my name…but i did see...

Feb 26th

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Loquacious Cunt

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So I just finished season 3 of Mad Men.....

So fucking good! I’m seriously excited about season 4, so much so that i may need to actually put the time in every week and watch it on tv and not just wait and download it….that’s a big step for me you guys…that’s some serious commitment…

Feb 26th

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Another Innocent Girl by Alkaline Trio He likes...

Feb 26th

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who wants to be number 10?

Feb 25th

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What comes off as me being a douche...

Is actually me helping you self actualize….

Feb 25th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-21) →

The Receiving End of Sirens (12) You, Me, and Everyone We Know (11) Saosin (10) Foxy Shazam (10) Tegan & Sara (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Feb 25th

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Some bitches are just TOO FINE!

Feb 25th

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