May 2010
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i would really like to just chill at a quiet bar...
anyone game…ladies….comon
Seriously fucking bored....
anything going on tonight…i wanna rage cage.
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April 2010
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Fact!
For the past 3 nights i’ve fallen asleep while watching The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers with commentary on. And every night i’ve had awesome dreams filled with tumblr babes and adventure….let’s see how night 4 turns out….wet hopefully…..you know what mean?
Like a sea voyage…on a boat…..sickos!
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Anonymous asked: weren't you just correcting grammar errors?
to not too. also, leave jonah alone!
to not too. also, leave jonah alone!
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Grammar Reminder....
Things Lay. People Lie.
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The thing i look most forward to about having a...
is getting to start my $30 a week comic book habit….
brain-food asked: when I move to cali this summer, will you give me a list of places to eat that blow my fucking mind?
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hennnypotter asked: bri told me to follow you! if my wifey likes you, then i will too! i'm sorry i wasn't before [:
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it's 3:30pm
and i’m bored and nervous (oh btw the interview went pretty well, I had both my first and second interview which is pretty good, but now i get to sit and wait for them to call back)….i literally don’t know what to do.
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The Bomb Dot Com V2.0 by Sleeping With Sirens
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<3 revelation….the fucking heart looks like testicles if you tilt your head to the left….enjoy!
If you send me really explict ask messages...
i’m not gonna answer them on there….if you really want me in that way either identify yourself or email or IM me….basically grow a pair…then you can suck mine.
Anonymous asked: i'd rather hear about your sex life... or well... just (see) you being naked.
Guess who has a motherfucking J O B interview...
the guy sitting next to me at starbucks…he fucking won’t shut up about it…..
I’m just playing…it’s me.
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We were beautiful lovers, but better enemies.
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Fun Fact: Mr. Burns's Social Security number is...
Damn you FDR.
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Watchavey:
Taste Test Tuesday!
STRAWBERRY CHEESE CAKE STYLE!
I still advise every moral, decent, sane individual with things to live for to never ever forevernever under any circumstances so much as lick any of the food that I eat in this video.
The budget of this video was one fresh Andrew Jackson.
This is the greatest diet ever. I can no longer enjoy anything I’ve consumed in these videos.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-25) →
Minus the Bear (10)
Refused (9)
fun. (7)
Red Circle Underground (3)
Saves the Day (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
metaljamie asked: I think maybe if you tried singing things like Milkshake by Kelis or Waterfalls by TLC to the ladies they might be more interested in sticking around for more than one night of WYLDEEE SECKS. or mediocre sex. whatever your style, bro.
Anonymous asked: (.Y.)
since you like boobs so much
since you like boobs so much
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I think every day should be Boobquake day....
I mean seriously…who doesn’t like boobs….because i’ll tell you something, the people in the world who don’t like boobs are the reason there are earthquakes…not dem sweet sweet boobies.
Anonymous asked: I think you and I would be such good friends but I am so awkward on the internet with most people heh.
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Anonymous asked: You are like the guy that I would totally consider fucking until I get to know you, and then you'd be like my 'brother' and I would have to reject your advances. Just voicing my thoughts.
Anonymous asked: A few months ago I found a condom under my boyfriend's bed. A few weeks ago I found a half of a condom wrapper under his bed. Today I found a complete wrapper in some papers on his desk. He claims they aren't his. What should I be thinking?
Anonymous asked: you totally stole that from the show californication ahah