Adventures In Mediocrity: Archive

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All jerk and no play makes dick a raw boy....

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FINGERBANG-A-RANG!

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Girl I miss you so bad I'm gonna build an...

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Mathematically I'm pretty Mean....

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Tonight some dude asked for a simple definition of...

my response was this. A faux intellectual who dresses like a character from The Great Gatsby… my answer itself was hipster…SO META!

Jul 30th

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Top Three Favorite Smells

walex: heythisisit: hennypotter: rbateson:heymikewaskom: 1. My arm, after being tattooed. 2. The barber shop, specifically after a hot shave. 3. Coconut. 1. A leather saddle, on the back of a horse. 2. The beach. 3. Garlic. 4. A freshly showered dude. 1. coconuts 2. the smell a match makes 3. sofrito [frying onions, garlic and green peppers] this is only off the top of my head, but...

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"OH MY GOD THAT FEELS SO MUCH BETTER!"

Is a line i exclaimed once when i had condom free sex for the first time with this girl i was seeing for a while….it was not received well.

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If you haven't met me yet....

and get to meet me, or you just see me around….ask me to do this for you and I will.

Jul 29th

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typelouder asked: I agree with your joker statement. We all know that there is only one true animated joker voice and that's mark hamil. I watched the movie last night. It was ok. They used Neil Patrick Harris for nightwing who is only in the movie for about 20 mins. They also used a new voice for batman/Bruce which didn't feel right. Give me mask of the phantasm any day.

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Anonymous asked: why are you such a useless cockmonkey? you godless, jobless heathen. i don't know why you don't just, you know, go do something horrible involving a thing or something. everyone hates you so much. they post anonymously because they don't want you to put a satan curse on them. get a haircut!

- scott friday

Jul 29th

teresasaurusrex asked: Wow. People are dicks on the Internet.
YOU HAVE NO JOB.
HOW CAN YOU AFFORD COFFEE/A LIFE?
WHY DO YOU HATE GOD?

Also, you should check out coworking. I work from home most days too, and get just as easily distracted.

Jul 29th

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Watch

President Obama talking about Healthcare.gov, this is fucking brilliant….Fuck Roosevelt’s Fireside Chats! My president rocks a macbook and does iChats..

Jul 29th

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Anonymous asked: If you have no job, how can you afford to go to Starbuck's EVERY DAY? It's expensive. Do you not have coffee and internet at home?

Jul 29th

kaitmpayne asked: Gah. I know. It's so annoying. I don't know how to check about drivers. (I really am so clueless about computer's it's unreal because my husband always did it and now he's gone) BUT I uninstalled and reinstalled from the website and it worked for about 5 minutes total. So lame. I will probably take it back but best buy is like 45 minutes away, and i got it in San Antonio...

Jul 29th

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I have seriously watched....

the DC Universe Online trailer like 10 times in HD….fuck it’s amazing…i’m so excited that it’s coming out for PS3…

Jul 29th

Anonymous asked: we get the fact that you don't believe in god, but why do you feel the need to post anti-religious things all of the time? you don't have to prove anything to anyone but yourself. i don't believe in god either, but i don't post it all of the time because nobody on tumblr cares.

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