Adventures In Mediocrity: Archive

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Sep 1st

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Welp...I just finished Scott Pilgrim....

My life has no meaning any more….now where is that razor blade.

Sep 1st

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Sep 1st

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Fist Fuck your way to freedom.

Aug 31st

Anonymous asked: http://i34.tinypic.com/6pt385.jpg The size of the image reflects the size of your need.

Aug 31st

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Aug 30th

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Science Fact: When water freezes, it increases in...

Aug 30th

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A.P.B = Awkward Public Boners

Aug 30th

Anonymous asked: http://www.fortunecity.com/millenium/ratty/63/yaktysax.mid

Aug 30th

Anonymous asked: Did you get that job in Chicago?

Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Sex is the last thing you should use to establish...

unless it’s anal…anal always means he loves you…

Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

Anonymous asked: I lightly tapped my fingers on the keys, thinking of the right response. What to write? What to write!? I pulled a Miller Lite out of the mini fridge I keep under my desk and cracked it open with one hand. Then I read the Da Vinci Code Pefect, I thought. Reuse the same jokes until someone laughs. I smiled smugly before rubbing one out to my own blog.

Aug 30th

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I just got a rash of new followers....

howdy y’all….except this person HEY! IM TASHA! IM 15, AND I LOVE TO PARTY. BEERS, DRUGS, FRIENDS AND FAG MAKE ME SMILE :) EMO GUYS KISSING TURN ME ON. I ENVY PEOPLE WITH PIERCINGS. I WANT A SNAKEBITE PIERCING & A TATTOO SO BAD. LONG STORY SHORT, I HATE MY LIFE AND I WANNA DIE \mm/ you’re a fucking idiot.

Aug 30th

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this gurl is totally knives chauing over me at this party.

Aug 29th

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I just got dumped for a 4 1/2 year old...

all bitches are all baby crazy.

Aug 29th

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Aug 29th

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I can't wait for proper grammar and spelling to be...

so all the cool kids will start using it again.

Aug 29th

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The one thing keeping me from buying a pair of...

is knowing that i’ll be helping some bastard child in a country i don’t give a shit about….

Aug 29th

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Aug 29th

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Aug 29th

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Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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Aug 27th

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Aug 27th

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Fun Fact: You're wrong......deal with it.

Aug 27th

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AND AYN RAND! AYN RAND SO FAR AWAAAAAAYYY!!!

Aug 27th

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Aug 27th

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My "Building a Mosque marginally close to ground...

Are you really that surprised people! Do you know Americans! This is what we do…has there EVER been a time when the ignorant right-wing majority in this country haven’t stirred up trouble over something stupid. I would have been more shocked if they had been like “Oh, you wanna build what….That’s cool go right ahead.” Don’t get me wrong, i love this...

Aug 27th

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