Adventures In Mediocrity: Archive

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Oct 1st

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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You Guys! I just bought a new camera!

and it’s comes with that Tit-Shit effect!

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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rottinghaus asked: dude: you just would have got me fired if i had a job.

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Puttin’ On The Ritz by Taco Mike smells...

Sep 29th

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Guest Blog from @tweetwillow/@ideasbichuck

These are the thoughts that I would have tweeted if I had a real twitter and tumbled if I gave a lick of a dick. “Don’t worry, I’ll be there in a lick of a dick!” - old timey homosexual I knew I was in love with her because when I met her I wanted to kill myself. Machete don’t cuddle. Aftershave is sex after a shave, right? Her first blowjob was accidental. I...

Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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Evil Boy (trailer) by Die Antwoord

Sep 29th

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Dear Bro behind me at Little Caesars

When you need to get by me…instead of poking me in the fucking ribs with your gangly ass nails you could have politely tapped me on the shoulder….all in all…go fuck yourself with a bag of cat dicks (their barbed in case you didn’t know) Love, Mikeypizzle

Sep 29th

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I'd Rather Fingerblast a Lamprey Than Use This...

Best review ever! This piece of shit keyboard is so terrible it makes me want to just type the word “abortion” 1,000 times and then put my hands and testicles in a waffle iron. The tyPad—that’s what this slick wet waste of mother nature’s bounty that I’m typing on is called, right?—has it so easy from me. I’ve been wanting an iPad case with an integrated...

Sep 29th

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mcdavis asked: Let's get piss drunk and talk about broads.

Sep 29th

qferguson asked: Must say...I like this side of you.

Sep 29th

hmwt-deactivated20101214 asked: DUDE I TOTALLY FARTED IN A JAR!

Sep 29th

brimichelle-deactivated20110310 asked: whoa... you ok?

Sep 29th

barelysarcasm asked: uh oh... these posts are getting angry-BJ-hating... what gives!?

Sep 29th

hmwt-deactivated20101214 asked: PIZZLE COMING OUT SWINGING!

Sep 29th

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HEY STOP! I can't hear the song over the flapping...

Sep 29th

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Hmm...Since when did I give a fuck?

Sep 29th

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Fun Fact: That face you make to attract guys is...

Sep 29th

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What? I'm sorry! I couldn't hear you over that...

Sep 29th

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Oh Wow Really! Is it trendy to be such a colossal...

Sep 29th

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OOH Look at you acting all high an mighty...

like you DIDN’T blow that guy last week.

Sep 29th

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Ugh just shut the fuck up already....

clearly whatever you have to say is fucking ridiculous…and no one cares.

Sep 29th

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Sep 28th

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soupsoup: Host your gay wedding at the Ground Zero Mosque! YES! This was pretty much the best thing from last night SNL…this and Katy Perry’s boobs…and New York Governor David Paterson

Sep 27th

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