November 2011
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TREAT YO SHELF...
read a good book.
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Listenthatkidfromthatplace: At the Drive In- One Armed...
Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Listentfail: At The Drive In - Enfilade Hello Mother...
Oct 28th
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I know the world is a magical place because....
there is/was a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle.
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Fun Fact: In Batman: Arkham City there is a part...
and it’s glorious.
Oct 26th
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Last night i downloaded some software on my mac...
Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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STRANGER DANGER!
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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All I'm saying is that if you really want a job...
Maybe you should Occupy A Home Depot Parking Lot you’ll def get a job that way….
Oct 16th
It's amazing how humanity has the ability....
To constantly find new ways to make me hate it.
Oct 15th
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Dearest Girls in LA,
Do you wanna make like $40 bucks ($20 an hour) modeling for PrimeTimeClothing.com? We need a model/girl to come in monday at like 10am to shoot for 2 hours or so…Don’t worry i’m the photographer…does this sounds creepy…i swear it’s not! We just need different models. Really the only requirement is be either a small or medium because that’s the sample sizes...
Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Did anyone else notice how weird Jeff Winger eats...
Which by the transitive property means that Joel McHale eats his pizza weird….
Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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spacecataz asked: Indeed, they should make a bro version! But, where exactly would you put the glow cube on a bro? It has a very long cord for putting in a steep purse and slipping to the edge. How would you dude-ify that aspect?
Oct 14th
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That one sip....
After you’ve taken a sip from some Jamba Juice and the little bit in the straw that is above the cup and it’s kinda warm and gross….. 
Oct 14th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 5th
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My parents just got back from a concert in Santa...
And they are stoned out of their minds…. I sat at home and watched New Girl and Terra Antartica and jerked off a few times…. I really hope they don’t eat my leftover pizza.
Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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creeperstatus replied to your post: Static Cling Can’t get it up? More like can’t keep it down…ZING!
Oct 5th
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Static Cling
The tacit knowledge of performance anxiety A practical skill An alchemist of broken dreams Los Angeles is the Well of Souls. 
Oct 5th
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Scientific Theory Of Pizza Time Relativity
I have created this theory of Pizza Time Relativity. The time it takes for an ordered pizza to reach your mouth is relatively inverse to the amount of it takes to finish said pizza. This theory is compounded when more than people on involved and exponentially increases with the addition of alcohol. SCIENCE!
Oct 5th