March 2011
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Live Tweeting The Oscars →
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Whoever is manning the "Fashion Cam"
On the Oscars website needs to keep that shit steady….it’s making me nauseous.
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Watchadrinkwithdave:
A Drink With Dave: Alex Blagg, Part Two Dave Holmes, Alex Blagg, Miley Cyrus, Bush, Salvia, and more strat jacking…
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Watchadrinkwithdave:
A Drink With Dave: Preview Weeks Presents… Alex Blagg, Part One Dave welcomes winning Internet stratmaster, Alex Blagg to the bar. As one of the hottest young veterans of the viral social media landscape, Alex shares a few of his strat jacking secrets, reveals the true origin of the Internet, and proves that a salvia smoking Miley Cyrus can out Internet a Kardashian charity drive...
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hennnypotter asked: is your ladyfriend. okay with the fact. that you want meat. meat in your mouth. meatmouth. mouthful of meat. ?
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Best Buy is continuing to disappoint me.
taketotheair:
I used to go there for some records, but slowly they have been getting less and less until they don’t have anything I want.
Anything.
They don’t have things on their release days anymore, even stuff from some major labels.
I guess I have to do all my shopping on the internet.
WHO THE FUCK BUYS MUSIC!
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Dear Uppity 16-17 year olds,
Calm down. You’re one person (and not an adult) nothing you do or say will change anything. Especially if you type it on your blog. Double especially if it’s all in caps and bold. Triple especially because 99% of what drivels out of your fingers is uninformed and opinion/hearsay based.
Now I know that all these Mtv or random news specials make you feel like “YEAH I CAN CAUSE...
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The Best Thing About The Internet.
<rant> Is discovering that you are in no way unique or individualistic. It’s extremely reassuring knowing that other are just as nerdy and boring and self-centered as you are. It’s nice to know that when we post about supporting some country’s revolution or some charity that the other people understand that it isn’t something we actually care about. It’s just...
Disgusting Word Of The Day: Seepage
Yeah I knew dis bitch once! Her cooch was all seepage n’ shit.
henryeatspeople asked: My significantly better half has roughly 121(?) star wars books, I attempted to count how many star wars comic books but gave up... When I moved in I made him a special bookcase/shrine for all of it and then bookmarked it with two movie poster sized original posters of The Empire Stricks Back and Return Of The Jedi that I bought him to let him know I fully accept him nerd-dom and relish it.
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Star Wars Facts: 38 Novels, 8 Essential Guides, 1...
I’m the perfect man.
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Watchdavidseger:
Working on editing Rihanna sideboob into this to make it even more effective.
delbertshoopman:
ALL OF THE TUMBLR LIGHTS.
SEND US TUMBLR. SEND THIS TEAM. YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY.
I just made an ass out of myself for laughing out loud inside starbucks at this….so good…
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After you masturbate...
Instead of cleaning up and moving on with your life, do you ever just sit in your pool of self-love expenditure and regret every decision you’ve made since 8th grade? No? Just me? Cool.
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thesuccubusmanifesto:
cant choose porn
Fixed.
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