August 2011
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i got pizza, beer and Dr. Who
best sunday.
Aug 1st
July 2011
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 28th
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liam neeson will fucking kill you.
With his GIANT COCK!
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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A lot of people are afraid of 2012, zombies and...
I’m afraid of teenagers….they are a far more destructive force.
Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 25th
130 notes
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ListenCame Out Swinging by The Wonder Years
Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
stephanienono asked: 1 & 10
Jul 22nd
nikkileemarrone asked: 15
Jul 22nd
Anonymous asked: 5 & 14
Jul 22nd
elohbee asked: 23, 17, 6, 34.
Jul 22nd
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delbertshoopman asked: 2 & 4
Jul 22nd
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Friday Forty Question Boredness.
Drop some number in my ask hole and i’ll come up with comical responses! What’s your favorite name for a girl? What’s your favorite name for a boy? Do you like coke or pepsi? Have you read Twilight? What does your car smell like? Have you ever eaten a marshmallow burnt? Do you have a gerbil? Are you afraid of airplanes? What gives you goosebumps? Whose your favorite...
Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
3,079 notes
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Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
23 notes
kelleeeee asked: 35. 40. bitch.
Jul 20th
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funeralface asked: 1,16,20,33
Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
17 notes
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WatchWatch
laughyourspleenout: Taste Test Tuesday! IN THE STYLINGS OF CHEESEBURGER! If you are any bit a moral, decent, sane individual with things to live for, I (David) advise you to never ever forevernever under any circumstances so much as think about any of the food that I eat in any of my videos. This is the first Taste Test Tuesday video where the words “test,” “Tuesday,” nor “taste” are uttered....
Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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writinginbed asked: yes hello. long time listener since that one time. my question is, if you could buy your girlfriend anything in the world, what would you tell her once she found out you spent the money at a food truck? thank you sir.
Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
173 notes
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So today can be over already right?
please keep me sane today, deposit quips, quotes and quagmires here.
Jul 18th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 15th
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After What I Went Through This Morning...
And the work it’s gonna take later…i deserve a drink or 5 tonight.
Jul 15th
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How To Bump Into Celebrities At Ameoba 101....
Spot and correctly identify celebrity. Quickly grab one of each of said celebrities cd/dvd/vhs/poster. Then casually bump into them and drop all the stuff. Pick up all the stuff and walk off without saying anything to them.
Jul 15th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 13th