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Anonymous asked: I lightly tapped my fingers on the keys, thinking of the right response. What to write? What to write!? I pulled a Miller Lite out of the mini fridge I keep under my desk and cracked it open with one hand. Then I read the Da Vinci Code Pefect, I thought. Reuse the same jokes until someone laughs. I smiled smugly before rubbing one out to my own blog.
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