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this woman, god bless her, is a 106 year old virgin. I just don’t understand it, I can’t. I TRY to understand it, I WANT to understand it but ugh…According to this article here is a list of things she was busy doing instead of having some sex.
- church
- choir
- flower club!
- golf
In other words…This is the most boring person ever….
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jennhoney said:
flower club is pretty sexy, though, It’s all stamen and ovaries and pollen and bees and constant mind blowing orgasms. Flower Club!
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maddie-moo reblogged this from mojitosandblow and added:
Aw, she seems like a sweet lady. I can’t hate on her. Partially because this will probably be me in 86 years, but...
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notean reblogged this from aswethinkweis and added:
You silly, only men rewarded with virgins in our heaven.
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aswethinkweis reblogged this from walex and added:
So THIS is what muslim people have to look forward to after they die!?
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kayfabe said:
More like she’s gay and the church told her fags are wrong so she abstained. Hey, at least she’s happy! …Right?
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walex reblogged this from mikeypizzle and added:
I’ve only got 83 more years to go before I gain the title of saddest person ever. At this rate I’m in strong contention.
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mikeypizzle reblogged this from numnumsbylaura and added:
In other words…This...the most boring person ever….
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