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3. A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.
Pretty much any celebrity that makes a constant appearance on TMZ..mostly those people are non-celebrities in the first place because they are just reality tv mouth breathers. I mean yeah we all love watching a good train wreck, but we elevate these assholes to a level of gods…They are the true gold calf’s. Instead of upholding the true creative/scientific geniuses we make these people out to be highest of possible human excellence.
19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
In a corollary inverse i will say that my crush Kiera Knightly is weird…i mean she is anorexic skinny, her face is a little too british in that weird way only british people look. Like it looks like there a minor black hole behind her nose the way her face sucks in towards it. Plus she looks like she would be completely vapid during a conversation.
