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Season Of The Witch synopsis
*spoilers* but honestly…who cares
Nicolas Cage (with a sweet wig) kills hundreds of “heretics” all men until he kills one woman. Stunned by the sheer cruelty he leaves the crusades with Hellboy. Then they stumble upon a town with poor waste management that they blame on a “witch.” They take the witch to a monastery with the help of Al Capone from Boardwalk Empire and Nathan the androgynous Miranda July looking motherfucker from Misfits (tell me he doesn’t look like her or she like him). Also there are two other dudes that i don’t care about. In the end of the witch is a demon and is killed and leaves behind a slimey naked hot (by medieval standards) chick. Misfits dude and her ride off into the countryside because Nic Cage and Hellboy died…along with everyone else…
ps. In Japan the movie is titles Devil Quest which is a much better/more awesome sounding name.
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