Reblog this so people know who you are:

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Name: Michael Petralia
Tumblr Name: Mikeypizzle…how do you not fucking now that you’re reading it on my blog…dumby
Nickname: Mike, Mikey, Mikey P. Party Mike
Birthday: March 26th, 1985
Age: 24
Location: Southern California…Greater LA county
High School: Monrovia High School…Fun fact public school is great after spending years in a private school, i basically skated through 4 years with little effort
Current Job: Photographer (making 0 dollars so iono if that’s really a job) and part time pool cleaner (manual labor is the shit, i get paid to work out and hang out with my friend)
Status: Single…like a fucking champ…who am i kidding trying to act like i like being single…i’m a goddamn sad miserable lonely mess.
Random fact about you: I play the drums, I have a freakish addiction to Moleskines and art supplies.
Hobbies/Interests: Movies, Music, Photography, pooping in a litter box, explore the social dynamics between douche bags and the ladies that love them.
Do you smoke/drink: Yes…constantly…plus you know the two things go hand in hand. And lately they seem to really be becoming a problem, but you know what fuck it.
Why Tumblr?: Iono bitch, why masturbate? Because it just feels right, it’s easier to do than other things, and i can do it in the privacy of my room, or if i’m feeling wacky out in public…..