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You ever….
have to pee so bad but you live in a 1 bathroom house and you know the person who just went in is gonna take forever so you have to told it. And the only thing that makes the piss pain any better is by semi-jerking it, like that feeling put the piss feeling to side, even though that feelings is still immensely there. Then you get that fear that you gotta piss so bad that you might accidently start going in your hand, then you start searching for a container large enough to hold the epic amount of fluid you are ready to expel from your body. Finally right as you reach that moment of desperation (that feels like 20 mins but really only like 3) where you consider just going in your Simpsons trash can, cause there are enough used Taco Bell napkins that you figure it will absorb the piss, then they person leaves the bathroom. That’s what i just went through…
