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Quizno’s action plan…..well my take at least.
In order to compete with Subways $5 footlongs, which they already tried with that abominable torpedo dickwich, Quizno’s needs to approach the market from a new angel. Instead of trying to beat Subway in price they should excel in better service. My idea for their new campagin is called “Bitch Make Me A Sandwich!”…Now i know what your thinking…yes it’s a little harsh…but read on! So Quizno’s needs to replace all their fugly high school/immigrant workers with hot Hooters like babes wearing short skirts and tight white american appy v-necks. Their menu could stay the same just the ordering system i.e. “Bitch make me a large Roast Beef with everything on it.” then maybe a friendly ass smack followed by “Thanks doll!” I bet you the tips would improve by 100% and customer satisfaction would sky rocket. Once they make this main change there could be other slight changes such as selling beer, i don’t know but this “Bitch Make Me A Sandwich!” needs to be their first change….thought?
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lorinnn answered:
where can i get this job?
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iammattjordan answered:
you are their last hope.
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abbyisnotgabby answered:
smh.. i couldn’t stop laughing, and in my world, this would work.. but America hypocritically shuns these type of campaigns.
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laurenok answered:
sandwich! it looks weird with an h. now i think i spelled wierd wrong ah fuck
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