Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater ichat: ScenehaterTumblr (3.0; @mikeypizzle)http://mikeypizzle.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyubk0Qyk91qzssaso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hand</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16997122092http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16997122092Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:21:36 -0800febphotoadayselfhands<p>I wasted a dollar</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16981117950http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16981117950Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:43:36 -0800highlight my balls bitch<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lystfez0UZ1qzssaso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong> The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo</strong> (dir. <strong>David Fincher</strong>)</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16959035955http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16959035955Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:52:26 -0800The Girl With The Dragon TattooDavid FincherRooney Mara<p>DONT LET ME INTO MY ZONE DON’T LET ME INTO MY ZONE DON’T LET ME INTO MY ZONE I’M DEFINITELY IN MY ZONE!</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16958843329http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16958843329Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:48:53 -0800<a href="http://mikeypizzle.com/ask">It puts the questions on the hole! </a>: <p>Just tips enough to be truthful.</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16958116443http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16958116443Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:35:40 -0800aski<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lysosaAzde1qzssaso1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Party of one</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16953089114http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16953089114Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:12:10 -0800GIFHigh LifeSubwayPartySelf<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lysfnjhEks1qzssaso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When I wear a beanie all day my hair does some awesome shit.</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16941050380http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16941050380Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:54:00 -0800selfhairgpoybeard<p>“DRY LAND IS NOT A MYTH!”</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16939743992http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16939743992Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:32:55 -0800alternativeWater World<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lysdzgEhqb1qz82gvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/post/16938921377/lonely-island-an-aerial-view-shows-mont" target="_blank">inothernews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>LONELY ISLAND</strong>   An aerial view shows Mont Saint-Michel, a tourist attraction and Unesco World Heritage site, in northwestern France Thursday. The Gothic-style Benedictine abbey is built upon a rocky tidal island.  (Photo: Kenzo Tribouillard / AFP-Getty via the Wall Street Journal)</em></p> </blockquote> <p><em><br/></em><strong>SKYRIM IS REAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!</strong></p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16939277669http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16939277669Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:24:57 -0800SkyrimnerdMont Saint-MichelFrancewant to go to there<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyse7s28I01qzssaso1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thinking about grabbing one of these on the way home…and just drinking it while i watch Girl With A Dragon Tattoo and/or Sherlock</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16939213861http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16939213861Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:23:52 -0800pointlessMiller High LifeChampagne Of Beers<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyscd45awL1qzssaso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUcking awesome. (<a href="http://lightbox.com/pJPwLZI" target="_blank">Photo</a> by <a href="http://mikeypizzle.lightbox.com/" target="_blank">mikeypizzle</a>)</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16936865306http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16936865306Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:43:52 -0800lightbox<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lysbfnDxpM1qzssaso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We don’t fuck around.</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16935717729http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16935717729Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:23:46 -0800complaintsgrenadeoffice humor<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymui47ycb1qcxq72o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymui47ycb1qcxq72o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymui47ycb1qcxq72o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymui47ycb1qcxq72o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymui47ycb1qcxq72o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymui47ycb1qcxq72o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymui47ycb1qcxq72o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymui47ycb1qcxq72o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephobia.com/post/16883857208/house-of-lies-1x04-mini-migul-jeannies-sexy" target="_blank">brain-food</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong>House of Lies 1x04 Mini-Migul </strong><br/><strong>↳</strong><small> Jeannie’s Sexy Dance</small></p> </blockquote> <p>I regret nothing about wanting Kristen Bell’s sexy dance on my blog. </p> </blockquote> <p>Hatchi Matchi!</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16884463209http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16884463209Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:41:26 -0800Kristen BellbabeGIFHouse Of LiesTHE BEST OF THE BEST!NOTHING GONNA GET MY BONER DOWN!<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq8ceJPVp1qa07i4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stephanienono.tumblr.com/post/16871597413/sooooo-this-happened-say-hola-to-rowan" target="_blank">stephanienono</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sooooo….. This happened. Say hola to Rowan Josephine. She hurt me bad, but boy do I love her to pieces anyway… :)</p> </blockquote> <p>My friend Stephanie had her baby yesterday…now i don’t really enjoy children…but god dammit i wanna meet this baby…is that something you do…meet a baby?</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16871872115http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16871872115Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:29:07 -0800babyfriends having kidsmakes me feel old<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq7j7opO81qzssaso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW: I’m just a beard and sunglasses. (<a href="http://lightbox.com/klpokUC" target="_blank">Photo</a> by <a href="http://mikeypizzle.lightbox.com/" target="_blank">mikeypizzle</a>)</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16870940436http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16870940436Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:04:00 -0800lightboxselfgpoywgpoybeardray-bansunglassespalm treelens flare<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq240HjLn1qzssaso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My view every weekday.</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16866758877http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16866758877Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:07:12 -0800workfebphotoaday<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lylk3lDIOh1qzssaso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Guess where I am! With @iamkelleeeee and @kimboot (<a href="http://lightbox.com/BwOas6o" target="_blank">Photo</a> by <a href="http://mikeypizzle.lightbox.com/" target="_blank">mikeypizzle</a>)</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16748768838http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16748768838Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:47:45 -0800lightbox<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyldsq4xfc1qzssaso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>These look much better than the last batch.</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16741773909http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16741773909Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:31:38 -0800cookingfoodchickenpeppers<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyji713Mmk1qzssaso1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Look at this creepy motherfucker….look at the difference in his beard when it’s brushed up instead of down….look at how bored this asshole must be.</p>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16673889317http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16673889317Sat, 28 Jan 2012 19:11:25 -0800selfbeardGIF<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh4l3X9s21qzssaso1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16591847776http://mikeypizzle.com/post/16591847776Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:22:15 -0800The SimpsonsMr. Bergstrom