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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • shinyredballoon:

Mila AND Kristen!

All i get from this photo is that Mila Kunis HAS A GIANT FUCKING HEAD or that Kristen Bell is more perfect than i thought or this is a poor composite.

    shinyredballoon:

    Mila AND Kristen!

    All i get from this photo is that Mila Kunis HAS A GIANT FUCKING HEAD or that Kristen Bell is more perfect than i thought or this is a poor composite.

    (via shorterexcerpts)

    permalink 806 notes Mila Kunis Kristen Bell Babes
  • buzzfeed:

One more to round out #StarWarsDay.
25 Hot Chicks Dressed As Boba Fett (NSFW)
(via)

    buzzfeed:

    One more to round out #StarWarsDay.

    25 Hot Chicks Dressed As Boba Fett (NSFW)

    (via)

    permalink 72 notes Star Wars babes Bobo Fett
  • permalink 17 notes babes shoes sneakers
  • syntheticpubes:

by Théo Gosselin

When you and you bffffffs don’t live near an ocean or lake and you can’t socially afford to be seen at the public pool….this is your only option….

    syntheticpubes:

    by Théo Gosselin

    When you and you bffffffs don’t live near an ocean or lake and you can’t socially afford to be seen at the public pool….this is your only option….

    permalink 245 notes bath tub babes last resort
  • oh btw…YOU MOTHERFUCKERS READY FOR SUMMER!
This is what i’m planning for everyday of summer to be like…i’m talking about me wearing a sweet bikini and drinking everything from a beer bong, be it Arizona Green Tea, Coffee, a fucking Slurpee!

    oh btw…YOU MOTHERFUCKERS READY FOR SUMMER!

    This is what i’m planning for everyday of summer to be like…i’m talking about me wearing a sweet bikini and drinking everything from a beer bong, be it Arizona Green Tea, Coffee, a fucking Slurpee!

    permalink 21 notes Summer Beer Bong Babes SUMMER 2K10
  • Kellee and Ashley at LACMA and the Hollywood sign.

    permalink Babes Faux Lomo Hollywood sign Photography
  • I approve of all babes taking pictures of their legs while taking a bath….

    permalink 17 notes approval babes baths
  • Space babes fighting aliens…what could be better.

    Space babes fighting aliens…what could be better.

    permalink art aliens babes
  • ….and then i explode in a cloud of orgasm….

    ….and then i explode in a cloud of orgasm….

    permalink babes the finger
  • Currently Downloading: Suicide Girls Guide To Living….i have no fucking clue what to expect from this…but there will be caps…so many caps….

    Currently Downloading: Suicide Girls Guide To Living….i have no fucking clue what to expect from this…but there will be caps…so many caps….

    permalink Suicide Girls Downloading Babes excitement
  • What does it say about me…..

    The fact that probably 2 out of every 5 girls i find myself attracted to end up being a lesbian…i mean is it my problem, or does it just mean that the world, society and culture are moving into a place where more people are openly homosexual….Either way it doesn’t matter cause it just fucking sucks for me…..I mean maybe it’s the type of girl i go for, petite short haired babes that are artsy and chill….I’m saying all girls that fit that description are gay, but it seems like there is a higher chance of them being gay. Maybe it’s because i love Chasing Amy so much that i just subconsciously gravitate towards that challenge…Cause we all know that all a lesbian needs is one good deep dicking right?

    Anyway i don’t believe i’m the only person with this problem…I’m also guessing there are some lesbian babes who have the opposite problem where they meet/like a girl that ends up being straight. All I wanna know is.. A) Have you had this problem, B) Do you think it’s something up with me and C) Suggestions?

    Feel free to reply to this in whatever means you want…yeah?

    permalink lesbians attraction babes problems misreadings
  • natashavc:

All the single ladies.

I only party with babes….

    natashavc:

    All the single ladies.

    I only party with babes….

    permalink Molls NatashaVC babes pre val mixer
  • laurenok:

fuckyeahgodsgirls:

Dahlia - Get Undressed

bhds;hgfdgkhfld. fuck her body is so perfect

So instead of picking back up the crush series of posts i’m gonna re-imagine it into Mikey Likes It! it will include not just babes but all things. there will also be a Mikey No Likey! series as well…oh and i a sure you that Mikey Likes It! to the babe in the photo.

    laurenok:

    fuckyeahgodsgirls:

    Dahlia - Get Undressed

    bhds;hgfdgkhfld. fuck her body is so perfect

    So instead of picking back up the crush series of posts i’m gonna re-imagine it into Mikey Likes It! it will include not just babes but all things. there will also be a Mikey No Likey! series as well…oh and i a sure you that Mikey Likes It! to the babe in the photo.

    permalink 91 notes Gods Girls Mikey Likes It Babes Tattoos
  • So I finally saw this tonight….And i’m not gonna go and say how awesome it was like everyone else….I will just one thing.
I was sad when it ended, i really wished it was like 3 hours long. Then i thought, I really can’t wait for the Zombie Apocalypse to happen so i can be Jesse Eisenberg and find my Emma Stone and we can slaughter zombies by the hundreds.

    So I finally saw this tonight….And i’m not gonna go and say how awesome it was like everyone else….I will just one thing.

    I was sad when it ended, i really wished it was like 3 hours long. Then i thought, I really can’t wait for the Zombie Apocalypse to happen so i can be Jesse Eisenberg and find my Emma Stone and we can slaughter zombies by the hundreds.

    permalink Zombieland Zombies babes killing with a loved one is far better than killing alone
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