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Slick, minimal and deadly….CardSharp | Uncrate
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This is the most badass cat ever. This picture was taken right after he walked out of the room where he fucked the drunkest girl at the party. He has no shame that it was basically rape…he’s just a bro and does what he wants…
(via bbones)
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Apparently today is Stuff Mikey Wants From Uncrate Day. but seriously how badass is this knife… Shun Higo Nokami Gentleman’s Knife | Uncrate
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I want these fucking headphones….so hard.
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Zelda Theme
Yo kid…i’m really happy that you are badass at guitar and i can barely hold one right. But if you wanna be Link’s minstrel and play that badass song while he rides around trying to save Princess Zelda you need to learn to the play it with one guitar…and you know what not even a guitar a fucking Lute! Maybe you could maybe rock a Keytar….just bring extra batteries or some shit.
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This is how a sunspot really looks, in the most detailed picture of the surface of the sun yet. Hola, Señor Sauron!
The photo, which was taken on July 2 by New Jersey Institute of Technology’s Professor Philip R. Good and the Big Bear Solar Observatory team, shows a sun spot at about 3600ºC, surrounded by a mosaic of hell burning at 5800ºC. The BBSO is 5.25-feet in diameter and will be able to resolve sun details as small as 45 kilometers in optimal conditions. The image itself shows details measuring 0.09 arcseconds, which is about 65 kilometers (about 40 miles). (via Gizmodo)
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internerd:giarae:becausetheinternetismyonlyfriend:(via zombiejig)
relevant.
Totally relevant.
When the Zombie apocalypse hits you’d better believe I’ll have one in each hand, and if some mumbling undead fuck comes up to me and is all like “NAR, NAR, BRAAAINS!” and all that zombie-bombie bullshit, I’d be all like “Sorry sunshine - BLAM! BLAM! Stab! Stab!”
Done and done.
Totally necessary for my zombie survival kit.
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President Obama talking about Healthcare.gov, this is fucking brilliant….Fuck Roosevelt’s Fireside Chats! My president rocks a macbook and does iChats..
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I’ve labored long and hard for bread,
For honor and for riches
But on my corns too long you’ve tread,
You fine-haired sons-of-bitches.— Black Bart the PO8
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Smile Friday….just eating some soup and drinking water edition…..yup…i’m a badass mofo like that…look me be al rebellious and whatnots. You know you wish you could be this cool.



