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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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    Wanna Be Angel by Foxy Shazam

    New fucking single from Foxy Shazam…What could be more badass…nothing….nothing could be more badass than this right now…well maybe naked ladies, but a bro can only ask for so much….Now dance your collective asses off kiddies.

    permalink Foxy Shazam Wanna Be Angle AWESOME Badass Dance your fucking ass off
  • This was my grandpa’s business card my grandma had made for him many years ago…

Mike Callas
“To Know Me Is To Love Me”

    This was my grandpa’s business card my grandma had made for him many years ago…

    Mike Callas

    “To Know Me Is To Love Me”


    permalink old grandpa badass
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    (via)

    permalink 120 notes Star Wars Boba Fett Gansta Bounty Hunter Badass
  • Smile Friday….just eating some soup and drinking water edition…..yup…i’m a badass mofo like that…look me be al rebellious and whatnots. You know you wish you could be this cool.

    Smile Friday….just eating some soup and drinking water edition…..yup…i’m a badass mofo like that…look me be al rebellious and whatnots. You know you wish you could be this cool.

    permalink Smile Friday Badass Motherfucker
  • I’ve labored long and hard for bread,
    For honor and for riches
    But on my corns too long you’ve tread,
    You fine-haired sons-of-bitches.

    — Black Bart the PO8

    permalink 1 note Robber badass Poet Old west
  • President Obama talking about Healthcare.gov, this is fucking brilliant….Fuck Roosevelt’s Fireside Chats! My president rocks a macbook and does iChats..

    permalink 3 notes Obama President badass Healthcare
  • internerd:

theworstcaseontario:

internerd:giarae:becausetheinternetismyonlyfriend:(via zombiejig)
relevant.

Totally relevant.
When the Zombie apocalypse hits you’d better believe I’ll have one in each hand, and if some mumbling undead fuck comes up to me and is all like “NAR, NAR, BRAAAINS!” and all that zombie-bombie bullshit, I’d be all like “Sorry sunshine - BLAM! BLAM! Stab! Stab!”
Done and done. 

Totally necessary for my zombie survival kit.

    internerd:

    theworstcaseontario:

    internerd:giarae:becausetheinternetismyonlyfriend:(via zombiejig)

    relevant.

    Totally relevant.

    When the Zombie apocalypse hits you’d better believe I’ll have one in each hand, and if some mumbling undead fuck comes up to me and is all like “NAR, NAR, BRAAAINS!” and all that zombie-bombie bullshit, I’d be all like “Sorry sunshine - BLAM! BLAM! Stab! Stab!”

    Done and done. 

    Totally necessary for my zombie survival kit.

    permalink Guns Knives Zombies badass
  • 
This is how a sunspot really looks, in the most detailed picture of the surface of the sun yet. Hola, Señor Sauron!
The photo, which was taken on July 2 by New Jersey Institute of Technology’s Professor Philip R. Good and the Big Bear Solar Observatory team, shows a sun spot at about 3600ºC, surrounded by a mosaic of hell burning at 5800ºC. The BBSO is 5.25-feet in diameter and will be able to resolve sun details as small as 45 kilometers in optimal conditions. The image itself shows details measuring 0.09 arcseconds, which is about 65 kilometers (about 40 miles). (via Gizmodo)

    This is how a sunspot really looks, in the most detailed picture of the surface of the sun yet. Hola, Señor Sauron!

    The photo, which was taken on July 2 by New Jersey Institute of Technology’s Professor Philip R. Good and the Big Bear Solar Observatory team, shows a sun spot at about 3600ºC, surrounded by a mosaic of hell burning at 5800ºC. The BBSO is 5.25-feet in diameter and will be able to resolve sun details as small as 45 kilometers in optimal conditions. The image itself shows details measuring 0.09 arcseconds, which is about 65 kilometers (about 40 miles). (via Gizmodo)

    permalink 12 notes Sun Spot Science Badass Photography
  • Sourdough English muffin lightly toasted, sliced tomato with pepperjack cheese…then placed in the broiler…while cooking two eggs over easy..THAT I FLIPPED IN THE PAN LIKE A BADASS! placed on top of the whole thing…

    Sourdough English muffin lightly toasted, sliced tomato with pepperjack cheese…then placed in the broiler…while cooking two eggs over easy..THAT I FLIPPED IN THE PAN LIKE A BADASS! placed on top of the whole thing…

    permalink 16 notes food eggs cheese tomato delicious badass i can cook
  • Zelda Theme

    Yo kid…i’m really happy that you are badass at guitar and i can barely hold one right. But if you wanna be Link’s minstrel and play that badass song while he rides around trying to save Princess Zelda you need to learn to the play it with one guitar…and you know what not even a guitar a fucking Lute! Maybe you could maybe rock a Keytar….just bring extra batteries or some shit. 

    permalink 6 notes Zelda Link Song Badass Fucking Japanese Kids
  • Inception dream layers as drawn and planned by Christopher Nolan….badassery.

    Inception dream layers as drawn and planned by Christopher Nolan….badassery.

    permalink 13 notes Inception Christopher Nolan Dreams layers Badass
  • I want these fucking headphones….so hard.

    I want these fucking headphones….so hard.

    permalink Headphones minimal flat badass
  • Apparently today is Stuff Mikey Wants From Uncrate Day. but seriously how badass is this knife… Shun Higo Nokami Gentleman’s Knife | Uncrate

    Apparently today is Stuff Mikey Wants From Uncrate Day. but seriously how badass is this knife… Shun Higo Nokami Gentleman’s Knife | Uncrate

    permalink knife uncrate badass gentleman
  • This is the most badass cat ever. This picture was taken right after he walked out of the room where he fucked the drunkest girl at the party. He has no shame that it was basically rape…he’s just a bro and does what he wants…

    This is the most badass cat ever. This picture was taken right after he walked out of the room where he fucked the drunkest girl at the party. He has no shame that it was basically rape…he’s just a bro and does what he wants…

    (via bbones)

    permalink 1,234 notes cats cigarette badass most badass the most badass
  • Slick, minimal and deadly….CardSharp | Uncrate

    Slick, minimal and deadly….CardSharp | Uncrate

    permalink 13 notes Knife minimal uncrate badass
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