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Since becoming Funemployed I’ve spent about 85% of my time at Starbucks, and recently they have been having some financial troubles, like everyone. So I thought in order to maybe help them out I’d thought out a new business plan and here it is. CUT THAT SHIT OUT! Yeah you heard me CUT THAT SHIT OUT! Warming, FUCK IT, Sorbetto, FUCK IT. All that other shit FUCK IT! Go back to basics, stick to just Espresso based drinks, coffee, tea and Frappuccinos. A) Shit will be ten times easier to order. B) Since you don’t have to worry about financing all that other shit you can lower your prices. C) You can easily cut down on labor since the maintenance of said machines will be gone.
So there you have it, done, simple, CUT THAT SHIT OUT!.
Thank you.
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Straight up baller status right here, starbucks sent me my own personalized gold card with all kinds of rewards and shit….i mean i still gotta put money on it and what not, but this shit is like the Black American Express card of the coffee world….
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GPOYW #2: If there was a camera following me this would be 90% of what it would capture…i love coffee and sitting outside….
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Bored last saturday and stuck at home…so i made some coffee and then took 20 miuntes shooting it….
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this is me having been awake since 4am. I went to sleep at about 11pm with a terrible headache, woke up at 4am took some advil then couldn’t fall back asleep so i just stayed up watching Archer and Zombieland. Then i made breakfast, did the dishes, laundry and ran some errands. I’m not cut out for this “living” stuff. Now i’m gonna sit here at Starbucks and edit photos, smoke and drink coffee….
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(via sexualistic)
I met her at a Godard film festival, we talked about post modern expressionism while enjoying coffee and too many cigarettes.
This is the last thing i saw before i passed out….i awoke the next morning to a ransacked apartment and note that said “blog ya later.”
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Todays Plan:
- Do Dishes
- Get Coffee
- Read
- Make Mini Hamburger in the Oven for National Sandwich Month*
*I clarified with Lamebot if hamburgers count…and they do…so suck it.
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today.
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Todays game plan.
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Hell yeah I bought a reusable felt sleeve from Starbucks.
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Ahhh Sunday
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Just for all you bear fans…they sell these mugs at Starbucks….
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Vanessa gave me my christmas presents on tuesday night…So awesome!
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Coffee and Oatmeal….so good.
