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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • Cute gf is cute.

    Cute gf is cute.

    permalink gf kellee cute
  • permalink 7 notes hipster dress up cute self
  • kelleeeee:

weeee look at me i’m not wearing black! 

Man you guys my GF is super cute…i’m so glad i get to hang out with her after work….wait…. :(

    kelleeeee:

    weeee look at me i’m not wearing black! 

    Man you guys my GF is super cute…i’m so glad i get to hang out with her after work….wait…. :(

    permalink 26 notes GF Kellee cute babe
  • Phone Photobooth Photos before the party last night.

    Phone Photobooth Photos before the party last night.

    permalink 21 notes Kellee Self GF Cute Gross Photobooth Phone
  • [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    GVOY&YGF: Gratuitous Video Of You & Your Girlfriend. I apologize for how gross and cute this video. If this destroys any preconceived notions you had about me being a cold  un-empathetic  bastard, don’t worry i still…this girl just makes me a big ole softie.

    permalink 48 notes GF Kellee Me Self GPOY GVOY Cute Gross
  • Post Cha Cha goofiness with my BerBer (baby)! apparently we have developed our own language that is disgusting and cute….i hate us.

    Post Cha Cha goofiness with my BerBer (baby)! apparently we have developed our own language that is disgusting and cute….i hate us.

    permalink 32 notes gf Kellee Cute Gross BerBer self me
  • kelleeeee:

got my glasses, y’all.

Fuck y’all the girlfriend is super fucking cute…2 days and i get to rape that face with kisses….

    kelleeeee:

    got my glasses, y’all.

    Fuck y’all the girlfriend is super fucking cute…2 days and i get to rape that face with kisses….

    permalink 29 notes gf Kellee Face Rape cute
  • kelleeeee:

So you guys. I like, got bangs today. And glasses. Picture of glasses to come. Glasses and bangs. When I get the glasses. 

Can i just say that i probably have the cutest girlfriend in the world…sorry other bros your gf’s may be cute…but i def have the winner. To quote the prophet Charlie Sheen “WINNING!”

    kelleeeee:

    So you guys. I like, got bangs today. And glasses. Picture of glasses to come. Glasses and bangs. When I get the glasses. 

    Can i just say that i probably have the cutest girlfriend in the world…sorry other bros your gf’s may be cute…but i def have the winner. To quote the prophet Charlie Sheen “WINNING!”

    permalink 26 notes GF Kellee cute WINNING!
  • GPOAPWYLT: Gratuitous Photo Of A Photostrip With Your Lady Tuesday.
Cuteness. Deal with it. 

    GPOAPWYLT: Gratuitous Photo Of A Photostrip With Your Lady Tuesday.

    Cuteness. Deal with it. 

    permalink 39 notes Photostrip gf self photobooth photostrip tuesday cute
  • melski:amiraculouspower:
Here’s the thing with showering with your BF/GF you gotta be prepared for it. It’s not like slipping naked into the bath with them. You have to be wholly attracted to them, because the minute you get in there *BAM* y’all looking like a drowned cat. Also it’s not very romantic with water splashing in your eyes and shit. My suggestion, showers are personal time (washing, jacking, jilling). Baths are where the romantic coupling happens. That’s why they are hot tubs, not hot showers. 

    melski:amiraculouspower:

    Here’s the thing with showering with your BF/GF you gotta be prepared for it. It’s not like slipping naked into the bath with them. You have to be wholly attracted to them, because the minute you get in there *BAM* y’all looking like a drowned cat. Also it’s not very romantic with water splashing in your eyes and shit. My suggestion, showers are personal time (washing, jacking, jilling). Baths are where the romantic coupling happens. That’s why they are hot tubs, not hot showers. 

    (via msski)

    permalink 137 notes Baths Showers romance cute couple truth
  • This is the saddest and cutest thing ever…well maybe not ever…but in the last 10 minutes!

    This is the saddest and cutest thing ever…well maybe not ever…but in the last 10 minutes!

    permalink 12 notes Cat cute sad
  • Hell yeah I bought a reusable felt sleeve from Starbucks.

    Hell yeah I bought a reusable felt sleeve from Starbucks.

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  • This is my Ramona Flowers…I will defeat as many evil ex’s that i have too….plus i enjoy coins…

    This is my Ramona Flowers…I will defeat as many evil ex’s that i have too….plus i enjoy coins…

    permalink cute gf babe Scott pilgrim has taken over my life
  • how it happened.

    Well i saw this really cute girl on tumblr…then i followed her…then she followed me back…after about a year of playful firting…she flew to LA and we had an amazing time where i forced myself into every second of her trip…that ended with the most depressing airport drop off ever. Then i flew to Chicago were i had the most amazing time of my life and she finally agreed to be my girlfriend…then there was actual most depressing airport drop off. And now we talk everyday planning for my return….

    permalink 24 notes cute gross story
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