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GPOYMSHSFW: Gratuitous Portrait Of Yourself Modeling Shitty Hustler Shirts For Work
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GVOYW: Here is the video of my story last night at Public School for those of you that missed it, or wish to re-live it….Thanks again to everyone who came out and all the other storytellers, it was great.
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Public School Winter Formal Event! With true and amazing stories by: Starlee Kine * Peter Atencio * Duncan Ferguson * Michael Petralia* Joan Hurwit* Lauren Smitelli* Noah Nelson*
9pm M-Bar Dec 14th.. Dress Pretty and bring canned food our holiday drive to local food banks. Bring your sense of WONNNNDERR as well.
RSVP immediately.
This is me pimping myself like the shameless whore that i am…but please come if you can i promise i won’t disappoint…also look my name is a on a flyer with Starlee Kine! WTF! I’ll be telling a tale of youthful debauchery….hopefully i don’t bomb and pass out on the stage in a pool of my own excrement….Also when do i ever ask anything of you fuckers…
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HAIRCUT!
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Thanks to Rob and Logitech…I can now self promote all the time!
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I’m an idiot…deal with it….
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How douchey is it if i order this custom bike from Urban Outfitters?
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This is a photo of my boyfriend and his relatively freshly finished Marvel tattoo of half Arch Angel and half Angel.
Sorry to break your heart….but your boyfriend looks like a douche…wtf kinda hat is that…and really eyebrow piercings, does he listen to korn and papa roach and also attends high school in 2001…OH WAIT I JUST CAUGHT THE NIPPLE AND NAVAL PIERCING! SOLD COMPLETE DOUCHE! seriously the only good thing about this is the tattoo..which is a cool idea…too bad some fucktard from douchetown USA decided to get it….i hate life.
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Here is a video of me being creepy, shot by david and poorly edited by me!




