Adventures In Mediocrity

Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • GPOYMSHSFW: Gratuitous Portrait Of Yourself Modeling Shitty Hustler Shirts For Work

    permalink 12 notes Self Work Modeling Hustler Douche gpoy
  • GVOYW: Here is the video of my story last night at Public School for those of you that missed it, or wish to re-live it….Thanks again to everyone who came out and all the other storytellers, it was great.

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  • publicschoolshow:

Public School Winter Formal Event! With true and amazing stories by: Starlee Kine * Peter Atencio * Duncan Ferguson * Michael Petralia* Joan Hurwit* Lauren Smitelli*  Noah Nelson* 
9pm M-Bar Dec 14th.. Dress Pretty and bring canned food our holiday drive to local food banks. Bring your sense of WONNNNDERR as well. 
RSVP immediately. 

This is me pimping myself like the shameless whore that i am…but please come if you can i promise i won’t disappoint…also look my name is a on a flyer with Starlee Kine! WTF! I’ll be telling a tale of youthful debauchery….hopefully i don’t bomb and pass out on the stage in a pool of my own excrement….Also when do i ever ask anything of you fuckers…

    publicschoolshow:

    Public School Winter Formal Event! With true and amazing stories by: Starlee Kine * Peter Atencio * Duncan Ferguson * Michael Petralia* Joan Hurwit* Lauren Smitelli*  Noah Nelson* 

    9pm M-Bar Dec 14th.. Dress Pretty and bring canned food our holiday drive to local food banks. Bring your sense of WONNNNDERR as well. 

    RSVP immediately. 

    This is me pimping myself like the shameless whore that i am…but please come if you can i promise i won’t disappoint…also look my name is a on a flyer with Starlee Kine! WTF! I’ll be telling a tale of youthful debauchery….hopefully i don’t bomb and pass out on the stage in a pool of my own excrement….Also when do i ever ask anything of you fuckers…

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  • HAIRCUT!

    HAIRCUT!

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  • Thanks to Rob and Logitech…I can now self promote all the time!

    Thanks to Rob and Logitech…I can now self promote all the time!

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  • Took a super cliche photo of my Macbook keyboard with a super cliche floating lens….cliche cliche cliche no talent hack…..

    Took a super cliche photo of my Macbook keyboard with a super cliche floating lens….cliche cliche cliche no talent hack…..

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  • Douches….

    Douches….

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  • This fucking guy has his shirt tucked into his underwear. And his underwear is above his pants. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!

    This fucking guy has his shirt tucked into his underwear. And his underwear is above his pants. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!

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  • GPOYW: Do i look as tired as i actually am…no…dammit…comon look harder…really peer into my dark empty soul…still nothing dammit…i’m not emoting enough…2 years studying the craft of acting and becoming so method and i still can’t portray shit…

    GPOYW: Do i look as tired as i actually am…no…dammit…comon look harder…really peer into my dark empty soul…still nothing dammit…i’m not emoting enough…2 years studying the craft of acting and becoming so method and i still can’t portray shit…

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  • I’m an idiot…deal with it….

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  • How douchey is it if i order this custom bike from Urban Outfitters?

    How douchey is it if i order this custom bike from Urban Outfitters?

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  • GPOYW #3: Everything was Lights and Nothing was Dark….

    GPOYW #3: Everything was Lights and Nothing was Dark….

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  • fuckyeahtattoos:

This is a photo of my boyfriend and his relatively freshly finished Marvel tattoo of half Arch Angel and half Angel. 

Sorry to break your heart….but your boyfriend looks like a douche…wtf kinda hat is that…and really eyebrow piercings, does he listen to korn and papa roach and also attends high school in 2001…OH WAIT I JUST CAUGHT THE NIPPLE AND NAVAL PIERCING! SOLD COMPLETE DOUCHE! seriously the only good thing about this is the tattoo..which is a cool idea…too bad some fucktard from douchetown USA decided to get it….i hate life.

    fuckyeahtattoos:

    This is a photo of my boyfriend and his relatively freshly finished Marvel tattoo of half Arch Angel and half Angel.

    Sorry to break your heart….but your boyfriend looks like a douche…wtf kinda hat is that…and really eyebrow piercings, does he listen to korn and papa roach and also attends high school in 2001…OH WAIT I JUST CAUGHT THE NIPPLE AND NAVAL PIERCING! SOLD COMPLETE DOUCHE! seriously the only good thing about this is the tattoo..which is a cool idea…too bad some fucktard from douchetown USA decided to get it….i hate life.

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  • Here is a video of me being creepy, shot by david and poorly edited by me!

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