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I WHIP MY HAIR BACK N’ FORTH!
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Tonight I will be attending a Whip It event….
Where there will be a free roller derby match, and a Q&A session with the cast….if i talk to Ellen Page/Kristen Wiig/Drew Barrymore/Alia Shawkat i will shit my pants directly after. And hopefully i will win the two tickets to the premiere, or some other cool stuff.
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Love Letter Typewriter by Mineral
If i ever get to bed one of my celeb crushes (Scarjo, Kstewart, Elpage) I’m gonna put is album on, it’s nice and sweet not too intursive during our love making session and pleasant to relax to when we’re sweaty and finished. Plus i think they would appreciate how awesome this album is in general.
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I’ll be your Michael Cera, if you promise to be my Ellen Page.
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So Ends the Flood….I always thought of Ellen Page as a totally achievable babe, like if i met her IRL i could probably get her to go on atleast one date with me….probably
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Did anyone see Hard Candy.






