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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • Dinner: Ramen Noodles, Snap Peas, Bean Sprouts, Green Onion, in a delicious broth.

    Dinner: Ramen Noodles, Snap Peas, Bean Sprouts, Green Onion, in a delicious broth.

    permalink 6 notes ramen dinner bean sprouts snap peas green onion broth food noodles ramen noodles
  • nom nom nom nom

    nom nom nom nom

    permalink In-N-Out food double double animal style fries coke delicious
  • It’s a lonely night….So i decided to spend it with my two favorite friends…In-N-Out, and Arizona Green Tea…..yeah that’s right food’s are my only friends…that’s how sad my life is.

    It’s a lonely night….So i decided to spend it with my two favorite friends…In-N-Out, and Arizona Green Tea…..yeah that’s right food’s are my only friends…that’s how sad my life is.

    permalink 8 notes In-n-out Arizona Green Tea Green Tea food Sad life
  • Chicken Nuggets | Food Crush

    Chicken Nuggets | Food Crush

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  • I enjoy eating food while preparing food while thinking of food.

    I enjoy eating food while preparing food while thinking of food.

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  • I was just brought 1/2 a Klondike bar and I didn’t have to do anything…now i’m trying to will it inot my mouth so i don’t get my hands messy.

    I was just brought 1/2 a Klondike bar and I didn’t have to do anything…now i’m trying to will it inot my mouth so i don’t get my hands messy.

    permalink 4 notes Klondike Bar Ice Cream Food Me
  • My beard is where i keep my leftovers….

    My beard is where i keep my leftovers….

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  • 3 a.m. sandwich…shaved ham, lettuce, peppers, on wheat bread…you may be asking “MIKE! Where’s the cheese?” I’ll tell you…Instead of mayo or anything I used Blue Cheese Dressing…cause i’m fat…laters.

    3 a.m. sandwich…shaved ham, lettuce, peppers, on wheat bread…you may be asking “MIKE! Where’s the cheese?” I’ll tell you…Instead of mayo or anything I used Blue Cheese Dressing…cause i’m fat…laters.

    permalink 5 notes Sandwich delicious food fat
  • Since i don’t live in Philly I can only assume this is the next best thing….if you haven’t tried this yet you’re dumb.

    Since i don’t live in Philly I can only assume this is the next best thing….if you haven’t tried this yet you’re dumb.

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  • Look at this fucking delicious sandwich i just made….Turkey, Avocado, Peppers, Lettuce, and Blue Cheese all in between two slices wheat bread.

    Look at this fucking delicious sandwich i just made….Turkey, Avocado, Peppers, Lettuce, and Blue Cheese all in between two slices wheat bread.

    permalink Sandwich avocado turkey peppers lettuce fat food delicious
  • GPOYSW = Gratuitous Picture Of Your Sandwish Wednesday…right….this lovely little bugger i had handcrafted at the local Whole Foods. It’s smoked turkey, tomato, lettuce, cucumber and provolone cheese with a delicious sun dried tomato aioli inbetween some awesome sourdough bread….I also go a ranchero tofu salad whatever the fuck that is?

    GPOYSW = Gratuitous Picture Of Your Sandwish Wednesday…right….this lovely little bugger i had handcrafted at the local Whole Foods. It’s smoked turkey, tomato, lettuce, cucumber and provolone cheese with a delicious sun dried tomato aioli inbetween some awesome sourdough bread….I also go a ranchero tofu salad whatever the fuck that is?

    permalink 16 notes Sandwhich gpoyw gpoysw food fat
  • Best Fish Tacos!

    Listen here motherfuckers! I know everyone likes to spout on about how thier city has the best pizza or tacos, or other random food shit….But let me set some shit straight. My city, Monrovia, has the best fish tacos i’ve ever had. The place is called Baja Mar Fish Taco and on Wednesday they are only .99 cents and worth every penny. Do yourself a favor and drive out here and get some…and don’t forget to hit me up if you are cause i literally live up the streetish.

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  • It’s finally hot enough in LA that i feel like ice cream is a good cool down method…currently enjoying some Breyers Vanilla with Cracklin’ Chocolate…whatever that means.

    It’s finally hot enough in LA that i feel like ice cream is a good cool down method…currently enjoying some Breyers Vanilla with Cracklin’ Chocolate…whatever that means.

    permalink 8 notes Ice Cream Heat Breyers fatty chubs food
  • Look at these…LOOK AT THESE….Do you see what these are….Oreo fudge rings….Like the song if you like it then you should turn it into a ring….did i get that right? Anyway i don’t believe in heaven but if for some reason i am wrong and the lord finds it within his heart to forgive my unfaithfulness he will let me enter and all I shall be greeted with mounds of these. And the lord said let there be Oreos rings…and it was good….oh so very good….

    Look at these…LOOK AT THESE….Do you see what these are….Oreo fudge rings….Like the song if you like it then you should turn it into a ring….did i get that right? Anyway i don’t believe in heaven but if for some reason i am wrong and the lord finds it within his heart to forgive my unfaithfulness he will let me enter and all I shall be greeted with mounds of these. And the lord said let there be Oreos rings…and it was good….oh so very good….

    permalink 10 notes Oreos Delicious Food Fatness Heaven
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