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• Fun Fact: That’s not “just” a rash…

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• Fun Fact: You should never “leave it to beaver”

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• Fun Fact: Show me something that isn’t improved by adding bacon….

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• Fun Fact: You can fuck anything with nipples….

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• Fun Fact: A handjob is the dinner salad on the sexual menu…

  you only get it because you know it will hold you over until the main course….

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• Fun Fact: Never ask a girl you’re on a date with to “just look at it.”

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• Fun Fact: My orgasm can be seen from space…

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• Fun Fact: Being a “fan” of Glee will NEVER get you laid….

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• Fun Fact: I learned today that a “titty twister” is not an acceptable form of payment….

  I am no longer welcomed at Red Robin….

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• Fun Fact: Turkey Bacon is not fucking Bacon…..

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• Fun Fact: Do not use depilatory cream on your balls…..

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• Fun Fact: Mr. Burns’s Social Security number is 2…

  Damn you FDR.

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• Fun Fact: Chocolate Teddy Grahams are delicious in the milky remnants of a bowl of Fruit Loops…..

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• Fun Fact: The vagina’s always pinker on the other girl….

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• Fun Fact: A “coldsore” is oral herpes.

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