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• Fun Fact: That movie you absolutely love probably sucks.

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• You know those times when your asshole gets really itchy for no reason…

  that means someone special is thinking about you.

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• Fun Fact: Shut the fuck up and go back to writing* your Twilight FanFic you fat piece of shit tween…

  *writing is used lightly in regards to anything concerning Twilight….

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• Fun Fact: Chapstick is BJ lube….

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• Fun Fact: There is always someone that gives better head than you…

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• Fun Fact: If you can’t say something nice…make sure you’re bigger or faster than the other person.

  permalink Fun Fact i survive because i run always

• Fun Fact: I jerk off to every photo you post ;)

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• Fun Fact: Today is international GO FUCK YOURSELF day…

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• Fun Fact: That face you make to attract guys is the same one you make during the abortion after.

  permalink 4 notes truth fun fact abortion HARSH!

• Fun Fact: You’re wrong……deal with it.

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• Fun Fact: Ever seen a gallon of cottage cheese in a pair of leggings?

  9 times out of 10 that’s what your ass looks like….

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• Fun Fact: I self-deprecate like an old man self-defecates

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• Fun Fact: The best way to raise your self-esteem is to lower someone else’s

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• Fun Fact: We get it…..now stop.

  permalink 3 notes fun fact I'm talking to you under 18 year olds that have to constantly profess about how unique you are