August 26, 2010
Fun Fact: You’re wrong……deal with it.

August 19, 2010
Fun Fact: Ever seen a gallon of cottage cheese in a pair of leggings?

9 times out of 10 that’s what your ass looks like….

August 1, 2010
Fun Fact: I self-deprecate like an old man self-defecates

July 15, 2010
Fun Fact: The best way to raise your self-esteem is to lower someone else’s

July 11, 2010
Fun Fact: We get it…..now stop.

July 7, 2010
Fun Fact: That’s not “just” a rash…

July 6, 2010
Fun Fact: You should never “leave it to beaver”

July 5, 2010
Fun Fact: Show me something that isn’t improved by adding bacon….

And I’ll show you the reason God has abandoned the human race.

June 18, 2010
Fun Fact: You can fuck anything with nipples….

June 16, 2010
Fun Fact: A handjob is the dinner salad on the sexual menu…

you only get it because you know it will hold you over until the main course….