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Fun Fact: Handjobs are the parsley of the sexual entree.

Posted 2 days ago

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Fun Fact:

While walking to kitchen to get some water i started signing a song with these lyrics “Stick it in the butt…What What…i’m gonna stick it in yo butt..What!” and while singing i did a little dance….I’m an Adult,

Posted 2 weeks ago

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Fun Fact: We are all great writers….

we just need enough booze to bring it out.

Posted 1 month ago

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Fun Fact: Sex should always be a bloodless coup d’etat.

Posted 1 month ago

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Fun Fact: If you loved me you’d show me your tits….

Posted 1 month ago

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Fun Fact: You’re cool and all, but i just wanna know what it’s like to fuck you.

Posted 1 month ago

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Fun Fact: If you wanna be #1 act like #1.

Posted 1 month ago

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Fun Fact: You’re a cunt….

Posted 1 month ago

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Fun Fact: Puppies > Babies

Posted 2 months ago

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Fun Fact: I make shit happen…

Posted 2 months ago

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