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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • When I wear a beanie all day my hair does some awesome shit.

    When I wear a beanie all day my hair does some awesome shit.

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  • GPOYW: I’m just a beard and sunglasses. (Photo by mikeypizzle)

    GPOYW: I’m just a beard and sunglasses. (Photo by mikeypizzle)

    permalink 17 notes lightbox self gpoyw gpoy beard ray-ban sunglasses palm tree lens flare
  • GPOY: this fake hdr makes me look terrifying, but i really just wanted to show off how avant garde my hair was last night.

    GPOY: this fake hdr makes me look terrifying, but i really just wanted to show off how avant garde my hair was last night.

    permalink 8 notes self GPOY gross hair terrifying
  • GPOYMSHSFW: Gratuitous Portrait Of Yourself Modeling Shitty Hustler Shirts For Work

    permalink Self Work Modeling Hustler Douche gpoy
  • I work at a company run by The Chosen People…..i myself am not chosen…but i will take day off!

    I work at a company run by The Chosen People…..i myself am not chosen…but i will take day off!

    permalink 6 notes Jews Rosh hashanah Work Self GPOY
  • I know my beard is good when it can hold a plastic fork….

    I know my beard is good when it can hold a plastic fork….

    permalink 17 notes self gpoy beard sexy?
  • permalink 17 notes Self Gpoy i don't get this
  • Look i got a haircut!

    Look i got a haircut!

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  • GGOYDBW: Gratuitous GIF Of Yourself Drinking Beer Wednesday

    GGOYDBW: Gratuitous GIF Of Yourself Drinking Beer Wednesday

    permalink 17 notes Beer GIF Self GPOYW GPOY
  • I look very 2003/4 emo kid today skinny jeans, band shirt, chucks and a tight cardigan….

    I look very 2003/4 emo kid today skinny jeans, band shirt, chucks and a tight cardigan….

    permalink 8 notes self gpoy emo kid
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    GVOY&YGF: Gratuitous Video Of You & Your Girlfriend. I apologize for how gross and cute this video. If this destroys any preconceived notions you had about me being a cold  un-empathetic  bastard, don’t worry i still…this girl just makes me a big ole softie.

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  • kelleeeee:

iammattjordan:

Mikeypizzle FTW. (Taken with picplz in Los Angeles, CA.)

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my boyfriend in the process of shoving a four by four in his mouth. 
He finished the whole thing.

Wow you guys…I’ve never had so much meat in my mouth…i guess you could say I took the whole thing…..

    kelleeeee:

    iammattjordan:

    Mikeypizzle FTW. (Taken with picplz in Los Angeles, CA.)

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is my boyfriend in the process of shoving a four by four in his mouth. 

    He finished the whole thing.

    Wow you guys…I’ve never had so much meat in my mouth…i guess you could say I took the whole thing…..

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  • kelleeeee:

Look at him. He’s cute.

This is my “I know you’re taking a photo of me” Face.

    kelleeeee:

    Look at him. He’s cute.

    This is my “I know you’re taking a photo of me” Face.

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  • kelleeeee:

No caption.

Dis Bitch (face)

    kelleeeee:

    No caption.

    Dis Bitch (face)

    permalink self gpoy
  • Look at me Tumblin’ at work during my lunch….

    Look at me Tumblin’ at work during my lunch….

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