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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • Girls and a Unicorn….what else do you need. I’m pretty sure when i reinvent my personal brand in 2k9.5 it will mos def include a unicorn, and Jem like facial stars. Can’t you just imagine it, a Facial of Stars. I hereby copywrite that electro band name.

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  • In honor of one of my favorite blogs I’m starting my own little mini Boner Party. To begin I figured I’d post a picture of a new found boner, Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame. There’s is just something about her maybe it’s the fact that she totally looks like the kind of girl who you could just lie around with all day having random sex, but then she could get all classed up for your 10 year high school reunion and totes make all the girls that blew you off jealous. But who holds on to immature stuff like that.

    In honor of one of my favorite blogs I’m starting my own little mini Boner Party. To begin I figured I’d post a picture of a new found boner, Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame. There’s is just something about her maybe it’s the fact that she totally looks like the kind of girl who you could just lie around with all day having random sex, but then she could get all classed up for your 10 year high school reunion and totes make all the girls that blew you off jealous. But who holds on to immature stuff like that.

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  • To all the beautiful girls that i follow and follow me….

    How you doing.

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  • Question for the ladies..

    if a guy went down on you and made the “Nom Nom Nom” noise….what would you do?

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    Double Team by Tenacious D

    This goes out to all the fine ass Tumblr broads….

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  • Ladies if you find this outfit acceptable and you would wear it to hang out….we would probably get along pretty well….

    Ladies if you find this outfit acceptable and you would wear it to hang out….we would probably get along pretty well….

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  • The Numbers Song by Acid Girls

    I feel like this video is what a horror movie made by American Apparel would look like.

    (via)

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  • Currently watching…while i love this movie i can’t watch it without getting upset/depressed..it’s got the 3 things in it that i love…Awesome girls, NYC and Music……if there was any movie i would model my life after it would be this…minus the high school age.

    Currently watching…while i love this movie i can’t watch it without getting upset/depressed..it’s got the 3 things in it that i love…Awesome girls, NYC and Music……if there was any movie i would model my life after it would be this…minus the high school age.

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  • The post where i compare women to hamburgers…

    Just a quick thought/note i dreamed up between drink 3 and 4….Sexual partners (and from my pov i’m speaking of the ladies) while not as readily available, are like hamburgers. No matter where you go some place has there take on the hamburger and no matter who you meet they have their take on sex. Sometimes you go out to a restaurant totally thinking of getting something else, then you read what their burger has in it and you can’t not get it. Just look sexual partners, no one is the same. You may go out one night just to hang with friends have some drinks and that’s it. Then you meet that someone, and you can’t help but try them out, and like hamburgers it’s always the best decisions. Sometimes it’s a little too spicy for your taste, or too many others toppings that take you out of the experience of enjoying that juicy meat patty. But you never walk away unsatisfied, because hey variety is the spice of life. The only bad choice you can make is going back to something you never enjoyed in the first place….I’m just looking for that Double Double.

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  • fyffest:

Reblog this for a chance to win FYF Fest tix.
Or, if you already have tickets, you will get a VIP upgrade.

Either way i’m going…but free is always beter

    fyffest:

    Reblog this for a chance to win FYF Fest tix.

    Or, if you already have tickets, you will get a VIP upgrade.

    Either way i’m going…but free is always beter

    (via fyffest1)

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  • chazio:

    Childish Gambino - Lust for Life (Girls cover)

    this version is great and all but nothing beats drunkingly singing along with Alan and Tony in the kitchen at Squidmountain.

    (via paisley-rose)

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  • stupid girls….

    stupid girls….

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