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  • Fun Fact: A handjob is the dinner salad on the sexual menu…

    you only get it because you know it will hold you over until the main course….

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    Pink Cellphone by Deftones (feat. Annie Hardy)

    “Belief in the one true Power”

    This song is really good, but i understand if it’s not your flavor all i ask is skip to the end where she says “Amen” and it sounds like the song ended just wait for the last bit.

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