Adventures In Mediocrity

Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • Top 5 Musicians/Bands…Lyrically Speaking

    1. Copeland
    2. Billy Joel
    3. Neil Diamond
    4. early Metallica
    5. Coheed and Cambria

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    Third Engine by Saves The Day

    Did you know, my sweet
    That I once took the liberty of watching you in your sleep?
    I rolled over and over
    Trying to touch your knees underneath the sheets

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    One More Night by Stars

    He starts with her back ‘cause that’s what he sees
    When she’s breaking his heart she still fucks like a tease
    Release to the sky, look him straight in the eye
    And tell him that now, that you wish he would die 

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    We Give Up Sometimes by Name Taken

    Hold your breath
    You know how long
    Do what you can
    To forget you were wrong 

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    She Took Him To The Lake by Alkaline Trio

    When it seems so right and it feels so right. man, it had to be right.
    But then she went away and she’s not coming back.
    And i’m pretty sure that boy is staying in tonight.

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    The Good Life by Weezer

    And I don’t wanna be an old man anymore
    It’s been a year or two since I was out on the floor
    Shaking booty, making sweet love all the night
    It’s time I got back to the good life
    It’s time I got back, it’s time I got back
    And I don’t even know how I got off the track
    I wanna go back, yeah!

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    Mama, I’m Satan by Cursive

    I’ll drag you out
    I’ll drive you out
    I’ll drug you out
    I’ll tear you out
    I’ll cut you out
    I’ll kick you out
    I’ll push you out
    I’ll pull you out
    I cast you out
    I’ll curse you out
    I’ll shut you out
    I’ll shit you out
    I’ll clean you out
    Grab a rope and hang you out to dry
    Now I’ll damn you out
    I cast you out
    I’ll shove you out
    I’m staying
    All in all we’re pawns
    The darkness of mankind stirs in us all

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    If You Had A Bad Time by Alkaline Trio

    Just some words of advice maybe you’ve heard them before but here goes Just be true to yourself if it lands you in hell, well, at least now you know Loud and clear is your heart big and bright are the places you might someday go With one million things holding you down, why you’re one of those things I don’t know, no big deal gotta go

    These lyrics are words to live by…..

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    Another Innocent Girl by Alkaline Trio

    He likes to act like he’s all grown up
    He wanted to grow up to be an actor
    But he never told anybody
    He likes to spill all of his guts
    On the top of a well stocked bar
    And then swallow them bit by bit remembering every scar
    Is a valid reason for every drink
    And a new tattoo is a new reason to think

    He likes to pretend that he’s all sewn up
    It makes for a much stronger case
    But there’s blood underneath that skin
    That scar’s not so easy to erase
    He walks with a glass cane now
    He’s careful when holding his body up straight
    Can’t go outside anymore when it’s raining
    Can’t smash up that beautiful face

    Another innocent girl just made his list
    That self pity shit is just too hard too resist
    Yeah, when we get home you’ll see
    That this part of him is now part of me

    He likes to act like he’s all grown up
    He wanted to grow up to be an actor
    But he never told anybody
    He likes to spill all of his guts
    On the top of a well stocked bar
    And then swallow them bit by bit remembering every scar
    Is a valid reason for stronger drinks
    And a new tattoo is a new reason to think

    Yeah, when we get home you’ll see
    That this part of him is now part of me
    Yeah, when we get home you’ll see
    That this part of him is controlling me

    Yeah, it’s way too easy to fake this smile lead you on
    Maybe I’m wrong but everyone gets bored once in awhile

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    Big Bang by Cursive

    They say there was this big bang once, but the clergyman doesn’t agree, oh no
    There was this big bang once, but it don’t jive with Adam and Eve
    Original sin, idyllic garden
    Some talking snake giving apples away
    What would that snake say if he could only see us today?
    Ha ha ha!

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  • Life is a bitch,
    but she is totally
    doable….

    — Bye Bye Symphony by Foxy Shazam

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    Sunny Day by Motion City Soundtrack

    I know that I’m not special and you’re nobody’s work of art
    Let’s lose us some sleep and somewhere to start.

    Let’s get!
    Physical!
    Try and break our bones tonight.
    Let’s share chemicals
    Try and break our bones
    Let’s get!
    Physical!
    Try and break our bones all night
    Try and break our bones tonight

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    Por Favor In Spanish by Mansions

    She was kissing somebody who wasn’t her boyfriend
    she met him at a bar, he was a hot Australian
    she didn’t mean to do it but she liked his accent
    and somehow I’m responsible
    then her friend decided to go home with one of his friends
    they spent the night at his place in the north of Florence
    all she really wanted was to fuck his accent
    and somehow I’m responsible
    I’ve only known you for a month
    shouldn’t have taken so long to realize that you suck
    I hope you’re getting what you want
    cheating on your boyfriend and acting like a slut
    one’s in the corner and the other is laughing
    I’m sitting at the bar wondering if I should take action
    they told me what they wanted but this wasn’t an accident
    and why am I responsible
    that’s it, I’m leaving
    it ain’t worth it for free beer
    there’s way too many reasons I shouldn’t be here
    then one follows me out, and I can see she’s in tears
    why am I responsible?
    well shame on you, and shame on me
    shame on your favorite Aussie
    and I don’t know just how this happened
    but I’ll blame you, and you’ll blame me
    and then we’ll blame society
    and I don’t care if we’re never really ever friends again
    I walk her home and tell her not to worry
    I’m not a saint and I’ve been there myself
    but you gotta tell him or it will eat you empty
    you’re not protecting him, you’re protecting yourself
    ah hell, you blew it kid, it’s already done
    so go ahead and do whatever you want
    cause no matter what you do, it’ll always feel wrong
    and if it don’t feel any different
    then be pretty sure that there was nothing there all along

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  • You have to be the cutest gravedigger I’ve ever seen.

    — Fuck You Aurora by Alkaline Trio

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