Adventures In Mediocrity

Sometimes I do photoshoots with myself so I feel like a model.

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I was just brought 1/2 a Klondike bar and I didn’t have to do anything…now i’m trying to will it inot my mouth so i don’t get my hands messy.

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GPOYW: drinking at fangs and I don’t have my computer available.

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This weeks Spotlight Video on Liveforfame is about me. So excited/awesome.

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(via mikeypphotography)

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avey:

PART ONE OF TWO

I refuse to write anything new about this video out of pure laziness/unwillingness, so here’s the description from Youtube:

The “best of” Mind Kaos callers from the public access television show’s finale (100th episode) - which aired live in the city of Monrovia, CA on June 10, 2003.

Starring Robert “Viper Rob” Machulla and Michael “Scumbag” Petralia and their imaginatively harassing callers.

*I was one of the harassers on several occasions. Notably when Professor Frink from the Simpsons calls in.

For any of you ladies that find me attractive or interesting….after watching this you won’t, i believe it’s called shooting myself in the foot….ENJOY!

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GVOYW: Here is the video of my story last night at Public School for those of you that missed it, or wish to re-live it….Thanks again to everyone who came out and all the other storytellers, it was great.

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kelleeeee:

showtime.

Video Chat Sexy Time….I’m a slut.

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kelleeeee:

Look at him. He’s cute.

This is my “I know you’re taking a photo of me” Face.

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Post Cha Cha goofiness with my BerBer (baby)! apparently we have developed our own language that is disgusting and cute….i hate us.

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kelleeeee:

Little spoon! … He’s going to kill me for this (: (Taken with picplz.)

Sometimes a dude likes to get cuddled alright….plus it gives me a better view of the screen.

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

GVOY&YGF: Gratuitous Video Of You & Your Girlfriend. I apologize for how gross and cute this video. If this destroys any preconceived notions you had about me being a cold un-empathetic bastard, don’t worry i still…this girl just makes me a big ole softie.

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Aaron told me to do this….

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I decided to make my self a meme…i call it Sad Internet Boyfriend

here is the link to the psd so you can make your own

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