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Today is the birth of the only person on the internet i ever met and still respected after the fact…Plus she let me photograph her and has been the most helpful, caring person ever….especially towards a person who essentially creeped his way into her life….Happy Birthday Molls!
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Quick Review of 2 Broke Girls
- I love anything that Molls does.
- I love anything that brings more Kat Dennings in my life.
- It’s actually really funny in the best way. To both the macro and micro audience.
- I like the total at the end of the episode.
- Beth Behrs is great also!
- GARRET fucking MORRIS!
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The Download has a photo gallery. Just noticed that MY BOY made the cut.
Wags always looks like a wise old man in deep thought…until you watch him eat a treat puke it back up and then eat the puke treat.
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THE DOWNLOAD with JORDAN RUBIN is heeeeerreeeee.
I co-host and got to wear to fun outfits, hang out with one of my besties (Jordan, duh!)
I hope we get to do at least a million more episodes.
“Mangina”
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Pouting because I just realized that I’m that girl who takes her chihuahua everywhere.
ummm…damn Molls is looking swanky as fuck
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HelloGiggles.com
Big news!
I started a new website with my partners Sophia Rossi and Zooey Deschanel! Today’s our soft launch, but in a very short amount of time you’re going to see a fully loaded website with all sorts of amazing content.
Please check out our first video (which features Rob Delaney, Shelby Fero, Jill Kushner, Tess Lynch and her LOVELY fiance, as well as many other faces you’ll probably know) and get ready for more giggles to come.
We’re also on Facebook, Tumblr and Twitter, so please check us out there.
Also, thanks to all of my family/friends/readers/anyone who’s ever helped make my life a better place. I feel like I owe at least part of this exciting news to all of you. :D
I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again…Molls is my girl….and I will always support anything she does because i know it’s gonna be awesome….
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Molls and I got invited to check out the Queen Mary Dark Harbor haunted house or houses… There are a bunch of them.
Molls got scared… really scared… painfully digging her fingernails into anyone she could grab scared.
What did I think?
This is the best haunted house that I have ever been to. Why? One simple reason: This haunted house is not in a strip mall. It is in and around an old cruise ship. Lots of people die on cruise ships… mainly because more old people go on cruises, but still.
Seriously, I worked in a haunted house back in Atlanta and it was in an old Burlington Coat Factory Outlet Store. Sure, that is scary to some people, but the engine room of a historic ocean liner is a little better when it comes to setting the mood, and I think we charged around the same price for entry.
I recommend checking it out. http://queenmary.com
Thanks to my friend Gray Harmon for his help shooting this and shout outs to any and all bloggersizers that were pictured in this but not credited on screen.Seriously the scariest thing of the entire night was Chuck raising his shirt to show me the marks he had from Molls digging her claws into him every time she got scared…dude is scarred for life.
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This is how Molls dealt with being scared half to death all night at Dark Harbor….And how Chuck dealt with being Molls’ personsal safety blanket. 1/2 yard Margaritas….
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After our brunch thing the other day we were all drunk and exhausted, so Chuck and Jen stayed and hung out and we all watched the VMAs. Around 9:30 we heard a knock on the door and we were all, “Oh fuck. Someone’s here because they thought we were having people over at night instead of during the day.”
I rolled off the couch and walked down our stairs and went to the door and it was our friend Davey, who was totally at our house earlier that day.
He was all, “I’m really sorry for stopping by like this, but I have a ton of leftover pizza and I didn’t know if you guys would want it.”
Now, my dudes, like… I’ve always had a very soft spot for Davey in my heart because I’ve known him for maybe three years now and he’s consistently the most thoughtful and cool kid ever. I have a lot of friends who have had leftover pizza before, but Davey’s the only one who’s even shown up at my door and offered it to me. Mad thoughtful.
Obviously I was like, “FUCK YEAH. BRING THAT PIZZA UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW.”
What I didn’t anticipate was that the pizza box was going to be as wide as I am tall. We had to hold it sideways to get it through the door.
I have a pretty strict “no mixing animals” rule when it comes to food. I won’t eat pork and chicken or beef at the same time (like, why would you ever need to eat more than one type of animal at once, right?) But I ate like, four pieces of this pizza and it had ALL KINDS of meat on it. I probably ate an entire pig and an entire cow’s worth of pizza toppings.
We threw out the rest of the pizza the next day (there were at least 20 pieces left) and actually, it was a little gross while we were eating it. But don’t you think that’s so nice that Davey did that? It made me feel like Pizza Royalty. What a great feeling to give a frond.
Hey guys, I’ll be posting a song and some text. Guest blogging from tweetwillow! *fart noise*
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I am approving photos for First Day and I wanted to share this one with you. LOL. I look like such a nerdy bitch. I love it. I want that hair back, too.
Reasons I am reblogging this:
- I <3 Molls
- I <3 Molls’ Bitch Face
- Will Always Support Friends
- I Love Entering Contests That Require Little Energy
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Hey. I was approached by this guy who works for SuperSweetTees to make some of the t-shirts I’ve made/wanted to make in the past available to like, whoever wants them.
Right now we just have the four designs above (which includes my version of the dreamy “HEY GIRL” shirt), but there are more to come if you guys like ‘em. There’s also a link at the bottom of the SuperSweet page where you can request stuff I didn’t think of. If you want.
All the shirts are v-neck. There will be no crew necks in the 4DAZE, LTD. collection. I don’t need that in my life and neither do you. Keep that shit breezy and European. As for sizes, I personally like a men’s medium because I like to just feel a little floatiness in my gear, but it’s up to you as well.
I wanted to keep the prices as low as possible so y’all aren’t offended, and SuperSweet is giving everyone free shipping.
OH SHIT!
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Aaannnnnnnd thought you knew.
If there was a contest for “Always Having The Flyest Nails On Earth” Molls would be the clear winner every time….
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molls...she wrote: I had a series of thoughts that would have normally made up what would...
I had a series of thoughts that would have normally made up what would be a total TL;DR sorta thing, but I rapidly came to this unspectacular conclusion as I sat here drunkenly about to fall asleep with my dog:
Regardless of how unworthy you may have proven an ex-love to be of your time and…
If there is any person i respect/love on internet it’s Molly Fucking McAleer. She is girl that is so deep and understanding about so much…It means so much to me that she is the first person i ever met form the internet and have been able to maintain a connection with….<3 u forevs gurl!
