Adventures In Mediocrity

Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • My only goal today is to eat this entire pizza and watch as many movies/tv shows as possible

    My only goal today is to eat this entire pizza and watch as many movies/tv shows as possible

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  • My only plan is to watch the entire series tonight.

    My only plan is to watch the entire series tonight.

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  • 2010 plans…..

    1. GET A FUCKING JOB!
    2. Don’t shave my beard until my birthday (3/26).
    3. Take more pictures.
    4. Get a fucking Job!
    5. Maybe get the money to move.
    6. GET A FUCKING JOB
    7. Become a more respected blogger.

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    Side note: I think since i spent 2009 as an atheist i’m gonna try to spend 2010 as a devout catholic…you know see what this shit is all about. OR! Even better i will change my religion every month. (totes looking forward to becoming a mormon and a scientologist…those fuckers are crazy!)

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  • My only goal for tonight….

    Watch the original Star Wars Trilogy and masturbate as much as possible…

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  • Why yes i did sleep all day….

    What are my plans tonight you ask?

    Well i’ll probably buy a pizza and a tall can, then just in my room basking in my own awesomeness (aka feverishly masturbating with pizza grease) until i pass out around 4am….

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  • Day 3 Week 3 of Couch to 5k

    Felt good! I ran the first 90 sec and the first 3 minute runs without looking at how much longer i had and was able to just run all the way through.

    Also the real reason i’m doing this is to improve my endurance…and the reason i’m increasing my endurance is so that when i start my Saosin cover band, where we only play the Translating The Name EP…and since i already called Anthony Green i gotta be ready to give it my all and go insane….oh and who else wants to be in the band?

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  • Fuck It! I’m just gonna continuously masturbate until I pass out.

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  • I got big Saturday night plans y’all

    I got big Saturday night plans y’all

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  • Plan

    1. Start Running Again
    2. Lose Weight
    3. Buy Some Fly Clothes
    4. Make Bitches Jealous.

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