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  • Of all the “magical” products unveiled this year, the Sharpie Liquid Pencil ($2) might just deserve the praise if it lives up to its claims. The unique new writing tool uses liquid graphite to offer a writing experience similar to a pen, yet still allows for erasing mistakes. What’s more, it becomes permanent like a Sharpie marker after about three days, making it a potential replacement for not two but three current inhabitants of your desktop pen cup. (via Sharpie Liquid Pencil)

    Of all the “magical” products unveiled this year, the Sharpie Liquid Pencil ($2) might just deserve the praise if it lives up to its claims. The unique new writing tool uses liquid graphite to offer a writing experience similar to a pen, yet still allows for erasing mistakes. What’s more, it becomes permanent like a Sharpie marker after about three days, making it a potential replacement for not two but three current inhabitants of your desktop pen cup. (via Sharpie Liquid Pencil)

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  • Sharpie Fumes and Guacamole Bacon Burgers

    So last night I stenciled a jacket with an idustrial strength sharpie in a poorly ventilated room, then proceed to eat a Carl’s Jr. Guacamole Bacon Burger. All of this took place about 3hours before bed, which I thought would be enough time before. But apparently it’s not because of the dream that I had last night. And here it is.

    My dream starts off with me sitting in my room enjoying some television, all the while outside rages a rain storm. Suddenly I’m shaken by a huge flash of lightning and giant clap of thunder. I get up and look out my window and I’m greeted by the sight of what I can only describe as an apocalypse of lightning. All I see for miles is lightning strikes and fires from where the strikes land. Then becasue it’s a dream i’m suddenly outside in the torrent of water and electricity. Then the sky in distance opens up and through the hole comes a giant ball of energy, like something straight out of Dragon Ball Z. The ball hits the ground in distance and there is a huge explosion. The shockwave hits a huge satellite dish that I only now notice. The shockwave throws the dish in my direction, and my initial reaction is “Oh shit I better move the car!” So I run into the house grab the keys and get in car all the while watching the dish haphazardly roll towards me. As I’m backing the car up down the street the dish comes rolling past me and skims the car and rips the hood clean off, but instead of rolling away it continues to roll around me. I abandon the car and start running around trying to watch and judge where dish is gonna go so I avoid it. Eventually is comes to a stop on top of the two houses next door to me. I start walking up to the satellite when from the background I hear screams and notice that the rain has stopped. I look into the sky and coming down on me is another energy ball. Right before it hits me I wake up.

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