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Since becoming Funemployed I’ve spent about 85% of my time at Starbucks, and recently they have been having some financial troubles, like everyone. So I thought in order to maybe help them out I’d thought out a new business plan and here it is. CUT THAT SHIT OUT! Yeah you heard me CUT THAT SHIT OUT! Warming, FUCK IT, Sorbetto, FUCK IT. All that other shit FUCK IT! Go back to basics, stick to just Espresso based drinks, coffee, tea and Frappuccinos. A) Shit will be ten times easier to order. B) Since you don’t have to worry about financing all that other shit you can lower your prices. C) You can easily cut down on labor since the maintenance of said machines will be gone.
So there you have it, done, simple, CUT THAT SHIT OUT!.
Thank you.
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I love random Starbucks friends who draw fancy things on my wrist!
“Part A Fold
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Nothing better than free vanilla bean cupcakes from starbucks.
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You Know What Grinds My Gears?
When every outlet is taken at starbucks….I just some power….MORE POWER DAMMIT…..and it doesn’t help that there are 4 in the whole place.
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One time when i was working at Starbucks….
I went to clean the bathrooms and in the trashcan was an adult diaper full of SHIT! I went back and made someone else take the trash out.
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When I don’t have time to sit and have coffee, I have one of these either Vanilla or Cinnamon Dulce….
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My new drink obsession. Iced Grande Sweetened With Soy Milk Black Tea.
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You know that douche you see sitting at Starbucks dancing along to the music he’s listening to in his huge headphones……
That’s me.
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Straight up baller status right here, starbucks sent me my own personalized gold card with all kinds of rewards and shit….i mean i still gotta put money on it and what not, but this shit is like the Black American Express card of the coffee world….
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GPOYW #2: If there was a camera following me this would be 90% of what it would capture…i love coffee and sitting outside….
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GPOYW: Look at me ma i’m at starbucks…
Where are you guys at?
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Yup…i’m a genius
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GPOYW: I’m in the dark creepers corner of starbucks….
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GPOYW Sitting at starbucks as always edition….fuck i hate myself.
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Sitting at starbucks…working on these photo orders…i’m prepping each one to make sure they fit a 4x6…..
