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(via Daniboy)
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Since becoming Funemployed I’ve spent about 85% of my time at Starbucks, and recently they have been having some financial troubles, like everyone. So I thought in order to maybe help them out I’d thought out a new business plan and here it is. CUT THAT SHIT OUT! Yeah you heard me CUT THAT SHIT OUT! Warming, FUCK IT, Sorbetto, FUCK IT. All that other shit FUCK IT! Go back to basics, stick to just Espresso based drinks, coffee, tea and Frappuccinos. A) Shit will be ten times easier to order. B) Since you don’t have to worry about financing all that other shit you can lower your prices. C) You can easily cut down on labor since the maintenance of said machines will be gone.
So there you have it, done, simple, CUT THAT SHIT OUT!.
Thank you.
