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I don’t normally shill for things…
I’ve fallen desperately in love with Valencia, and when they asked for help on Twitter to promote their new tour I felt the need to help.
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Today is apparently “Start Following Mike On Twitter Day”
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This is why following pornstars on Twitter is awesome.
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The day i care about an earthquake…..
Is when it’s bad enough that people aren’t able to Tweet, or Blog about it.
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Reason Tumblr was down all night…So you can reblog Tweets as Quotes…..Worth it?
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If you ever run out of mercury for your thermometer, just use a bit of robot sperm.
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I love following you on twitter! You’re funny and cute :)
Well thank you for the follow and the inflated sense of self importance. And believe me i’m not that funny or cute. I takes a crack squad of writers and entire football team of make-up artists to shine this turd. Oh and I hope i follow you back.
are you italian?
Yes..half atleast, then i’m 1/4 Greek and 1/4 Syrian. Wanna fight about it.
what do you want to be when you grow up? photographer, yes. but what kind?
In all seriousness i would love to replace The CobraSnake. But in serious seriousness i would love to do band photo’s, not live, but press, it would be the combine my love of photo and music into one orgy of awesome.
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I’ve always felt like there was a little something missing in my life and i just found out what it was….Eva Amurri has a twitter…and i wasn’t following it…i mean look at the awesome pictures i’ve been missing out on!
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HAHA Fucking Classic! If you’re not following Peter Serafinowicz you don’t know happiness.
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There is a reason i will be marrying this woman….
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Belladonna keeps that shit real.
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We have our #DPJELLYBELLY winners! Stay tuned for more promotions! #drpepper
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Dr. Pepper really needs to not refer to itself as “DP”….
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dancing around, listening to buzzbands, cock pulled between my legs in2 a mangina… feeling free…
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