This short life story is gonna be a little revealing and i understand if you choose to unfollow based on the facts that will follow. I Michael Petralia was almost a Juggalo once….OH LORD FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED! It all happened sophmore year of high school (‘00-‘01) I was heavily into professional wrestling (Stone Cold is the shit btw). I mean i was way into WWF like I dabbled in that retarded backyard wrestling shit. And like Faygo and ugly white broads, wrestling also goes hand and hand with Juggalos. At the tell end of my wrestling fanaticisim i started listen and being interested in ICP and Juggalo culture….but thank god my cool indie/punk friends rescued me from that. So instead of baggy pants, faygo, clown makeup and hot naked jiggling juggalettes, I sank into the depressed lonely world of emo, where i dwelled for years…I still question if it was the right decision…