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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • Mini-BonerParty part 3: Today I present the amazing Zooey Deshanel. Who I can’t really describe the party she would create, except it would be the kind that you would hear about from a friend of a friend and once you got there you would realize that it was the greatest experience you’ve ever had in your entire life and nothing would ever come close to being that amazing ever, and you would just be better off killing yourself.

    Mini-BonerParty part 3:

    Today I present the amazing Zooey Deshanel. Who I can’t really describe the party she would create, except it would be the kind that you would hear about from a friend of a friend and once you got there you would realize that it was the greatest experience you’ve ever had in your entire life and nothing would ever come close to being that amazing ever, and you would just be better off killing yourself.

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  • I’s taken me some time to fully internalize the fact that Zooey will soon be taken away from the market of availability. During these past few days I’ve gone through several emotions Anger (WHY DAMMIT WHY!), Fear (What if there is never another like her), Denial (Maybe it’s just a rumor) and the finally Acceptance (Ok well it’s was bound to happen). But I’ve know come to a place I like to call Accepanger, a combination of Acceptance and Anger. Where while I am accepting of the fact that yes she will be marrying Ben Gibbard, I am angry that she his marrying him. I mean look at him, he’s not the most attractive guys in the world, simply creative, which means I HAD A CHANCE! Or even any of the middle of the road creative guys that have been beffawing after her, it was simply a luck of the draw situation, like Ben was just at the right place at the right time, and MAYBE they have some sort of actual feelings or connection with each other. But tonight I will holding a funeral pyre and will be burning my copies of: The Happening, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Surf’s Up, Raving, Flakes, Bridge to Terabithia, The Go-Getter, The Good Life, Live Free or Die, Failure to Launch, Once Upon a Mattress, Winter Passing, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Eulogy, Elf, House Hunting, It’s Better to Be Wanted for Murder Than Not to Be Wanted at All, All the Real Girls, Whatever We Do, Sweet Friggin’ Daisies, The New Guy, Big Trouble, Abandon, The Good Girl, Manic, Almost Famous, Mumford

    I’s taken me some time to fully internalize the fact that Zooey will soon be taken away from the market of availability. During these past few days I’ve gone through several emotions Anger (WHY DAMMIT WHY!), Fear (What if there is never another like her), Denial (Maybe it’s just a rumor) and the finally Acceptance (Ok well it’s was bound to happen). But I’ve know come to a place I like to call Accepanger, a combination of Acceptance and Anger. Where while I am accepting of the fact that yes she will be marrying Ben Gibbard, I am angry that she his marrying him. I mean look at him, he’s not the most attractive guys in the world, simply creative, which means I HAD A CHANCE! Or even any of the middle of the road creative guys that have been beffawing after her, it was simply a luck of the draw situation, like Ben was just at the right place at the right time, and MAYBE they have some sort of actual feelings or connection with each other.

    But tonight I will holding a funeral pyre and will be burning my copies of: The Happening, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Surf’s Up, Raving, Flakes, Bridge to Terabithia, The Go-Getter, The Good Life, Live Free or Die, Failure to Launch, Once Upon a Mattress, Winter Passing, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Eulogy, Elf, House Hunting, It’s Better to Be Wanted for Murder Than Not to Be Wanted at All, All the Real Girls, Whatever We Do, Sweet Friggin’ Daisies, The New Guy, Big Trouble, Abandon, The Good Girl, Manic, Almost Famous, Mumford

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  • This movie is super meaningfulcore

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  • This is my other Zooey Background

    This is my other Zooey Background

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  • Currently Watching(again): I can definitely say that this is my favorite Zooey movie that takes place in L.A.

    Currently Watching(again): I can definitely say that this is my favorite Zooey movie that takes place in L.A.

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  • So I saw Your Highness last night…it’s was decent…not outrageously hilarious, but not boring….overall there were maybe a handful of laugh out loud moments…last night is probably the only time i’ll see the movie…unless the dvd has some great extras/commentaries/more shots of Natalie Portmans ass.

    So I saw Your Highness last night…it’s was decent…not outrageously hilarious, but not boring….overall there were maybe a handful of laugh out loud moments…last night is probably the only time i’ll see the movie…unless the dvd has some great extras/commentaries/more shots of Natalie Portmans ass.

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  • HelloGiggles.com

    molls:

    Big news!

    I started a new website with my partners Sophia Rossi and Zooey Deschanel! Today’s our soft launch, but in a very short amount of time you’re going to see a fully loaded website with all sorts of amazing content.

    Please check out our first video (which features Rob Delaney, Shelby Fero,  Jill Kushner, Tess Lynch and her LOVELY fiance, as well as many other faces you’ll probably know) and get ready for more giggles to come.

    We’re also on Facebook, Tumblr and Twitter, so please check us out there.

    Also, thanks to all of my family/friends/readers/anyone who’s ever helped make my life a better place. I feel like I owe at least part of this exciting news to all of you. :D

    I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again…Molls is my girl….and I will always support anything she does because i know it’s gonna be awesome….

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  • laughyourspleenout: *Your Highness Best Performance of 2011

    laughyourspleenout:

    *Your Highness

    Best Performance of 2011

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  • The New Girl quick review I missed the first 8 minutes…so that sucks. I went in with no expectations….and it was well worth it. Zooey’s “quirky geekiness” works well and isn’t too overbearing. Especially with the counterweight of the dudes. Who are hilarious. Unlike some people i can suspend disbelief that some how Zooey got dumped and has a hard time finding a rebound dude….because you know…the world is full of things  So Yeah i’ll tune back in next week to catch up on the whacky adventures of The New Girl….did that sound lame? neh

    The New Girl quick review

    • I missed the first 8 minutes…so that sucks.
    • I went in with no expectations….and it was well worth it.
    • Zooey’s “quirky geekiness” works well and isn’t too overbearing.
    • Especially with the counterweight of the dudes. Who are hilarious.
    • Unlike some people i can suspend disbelief that some how Zooey got dumped and has a hard time finding a rebound dude….because you know…the world is full of things
    •  So Yeah i’ll tune back in next week to catch up on the whacky adventures of The New Girl….did that sound lame? neh
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  • barelysarcasm: nedhepburn: ZOOEY DESCHANEL AND BEN GIBBARD SPLIT.Death Cab for Cutie frontman, She and Him singer separate after two years of marriage. Also: related. Wow, the indie sweetheart goes MAINSTREAM on THE NEW GIRL and then EXPLODES into KARDASHIAN COUNTRY by splitting with her fugly guy. I’ll Believe it when she’s hitting up Molls for my phone number wanting to go out for some cappuccinos and pleasant conversation…..

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    nedhepburn:

    ZOOEY DESCHANEL AND BEN GIBBARD SPLIT.
    Death Cab for Cutie frontman, She and Him singer separate after two years of marriage.

    Also: related.

    Wow, the indie sweetheart goes MAINSTREAM on THE NEW GIRL and then EXPLODES into KARDASHIAN COUNTRY by splitting with her fugly guy.

    I’ll Believe it when she’s hitting up Molls for my phone number wanting to go out for some cappuccinos and pleasant conversation…..

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