Adventures In Mediocrity

Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • Fact!

    For the past 3 nights i’ve fallen asleep while watching The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers with commentary on. And every night i’ve had awesome dreams filled with tumblr babes and adventure….let’s see how night 4 turns out….wet hopefully…..you know what mean?

    Like a sea voyage…on a boat…..sickos!

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  • Why yes i did sleep all day….

    What are my plans tonight you ask?

    Well i’ll probably buy a pizza and a tall can, then just in my room basking in my own awesomeness (aka feverishly masturbating with pizza grease) until i pass out around 4am….

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  • I like to call Tegan & Sara..Teegs and Sirs….why you ask?…cause i’m fucking stupid!

    I like to call Tegan & Sara..Teegs and Sirs….why you ask?…cause i’m fucking stupid!

    permalink tegan and sara lesbians awesomeness
  • Extract was good, Ben Affleck stole the movie though!

    But even better than the movie was meeting and shaking hands with Simon Pegg!!!

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