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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • Dear Busy Phillipps…Miss you!

    Dear Busy Phillipps…Miss you!

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  • Hotness.

    Hotness.

    permalink 4 notes Hunter S. Thompson hotness babes tattoos
  • Currently watching…while i love this movie i can’t watch it without getting upset/depressed..it’s got the 3 things in it that i love…Awesome girls, NYC and Music……if there was any movie i would model my life after it would be this…minus the high school age.

    Currently watching…while i love this movie i can’t watch it without getting upset/depressed..it’s got the 3 things in it that i love…Awesome girls, NYC and Music……if there was any movie i would model my life after it would be this…minus the high school age.

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  • The post where i compare women to hamburgers…

    Just a quick thought/note i dreamed up between drink 3 and 4….Sexual partners (and from my pov i’m speaking of the ladies) while not as readily available, are like hamburgers. No matter where you go some place has there take on the hamburger and no matter who you meet they have their take on sex. Sometimes you go out to a restaurant totally thinking of getting something else, then you read what their burger has in it and you can’t not get it. Just look sexual partners, no one is the same. You may go out one night just to hang with friends have some drinks and that’s it. Then you meet that someone, and you can’t help but try them out, and like hamburgers it’s always the best decisions. Sometimes it’s a little too spicy for your taste, or too many others toppings that take you out of the experience of enjoying that juicy meat patty. But you never walk away unsatisfied, because hey variety is the spice of life. The only bad choice you can make is going back to something you never enjoyed in the first place….I’m just looking for that Double Double.

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  • My very short and concise review of Whip It.

    I can honestly say it was the best movie based around roller derby i have ever seen. I highly suggest that if/when you go and see it bring a bunch of hot roller derby babes with you….it makes the experience 100 times better.

    permalink Whip It Roller Derby Babes Review
  • katiechronicles:

somethingintellectual:

robotindisguise:murraythenut:

I’m sorry, which one of them is plus-sized?



The only thing plus sized is my boner….

    katiechronicles:

    somethingintellectual:

    robotindisguise:murraythenut:

    I’m sorry, which one of them is plus-sized?

    The only thing plus sized is my boner….

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  • So I finally saw this tonight….And i’m not gonna go and say how awesome it was like everyone else….I will just one thing.
I was sad when it ended, i really wished it was like 3 hours long. Then i thought, I really can’t wait for the Zombie Apocalypse to happen so i can be Jesse Eisenberg and find my Emma Stone and we can slaughter zombies by the hundreds.

    So I finally saw this tonight….And i’m not gonna go and say how awesome it was like everyone else….I will just one thing.

    I was sad when it ended, i really wished it was like 3 hours long. Then i thought, I really can’t wait for the Zombie Apocalypse to happen so i can be Jesse Eisenberg and find my Emma Stone and we can slaughter zombies by the hundreds.

    permalink Zombieland Zombies babes killing with a loved one is far better than killing alone
  • laurenok:

fuckyeahgodsgirls:

Dahlia - Get Undressed

bhds;hgfdgkhfld. fuck her body is so perfect

So instead of picking back up the crush series of posts i’m gonna re-imagine it into Mikey Likes It! it will include not just babes but all things. there will also be a Mikey No Likey! series as well…oh and i a sure you that Mikey Likes It! to the babe in the photo.

    laurenok:

    fuckyeahgodsgirls:

    Dahlia - Get Undressed

    bhds;hgfdgkhfld. fuck her body is so perfect

    So instead of picking back up the crush series of posts i’m gonna re-imagine it into Mikey Likes It! it will include not just babes but all things. there will also be a Mikey No Likey! series as well…oh and i a sure you that Mikey Likes It! to the babe in the photo.

    permalink 91 notes Gods Girls Mikey Likes It Babes Tattoos
  • natashavc:

All the single ladies.

I only party with babes….

    natashavc:

    All the single ladies.

    I only party with babes….

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  • What does it say about me…..

    The fact that probably 2 out of every 5 girls i find myself attracted to end up being a lesbian…i mean is it my problem, or does it just mean that the world, society and culture are moving into a place where more people are openly homosexual….Either way it doesn’t matter cause it just fucking sucks for me…..I mean maybe it’s the type of girl i go for, petite short haired babes that are artsy and chill….I’m saying all girls that fit that description are gay, but it seems like there is a higher chance of them being gay. Maybe it’s because i love Chasing Amy so much that i just subconsciously gravitate towards that challenge…Cause we all know that all a lesbian needs is one good deep dicking right?

    Anyway i don’t believe i’m the only person with this problem…I’m also guessing there are some lesbian babes who have the opposite problem where they meet/like a girl that ends up being straight. All I wanna know is.. A) Have you had this problem, B) Do you think it’s something up with me and C) Suggestions?

    Feel free to reply to this in whatever means you want…yeah?

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  • Currently Downloading: Suicide Girls Guide To Living….i have no fucking clue what to expect from this…but there will be caps…so many caps….

    Currently Downloading: Suicide Girls Guide To Living….i have no fucking clue what to expect from this…but there will be caps…so many caps….

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  • ….and then i explode in a cloud of orgasm….

    ….and then i explode in a cloud of orgasm….

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  • Space babes fighting aliens…what could be better.

    Space babes fighting aliens…what could be better.

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  • I approve of all babes taking pictures of their legs while taking a bath….

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  • Kellee and Ashley at LACMA and the Hollywood sign.

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