Adventures In Mediocrity

Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • I AM BATMAN

    I AM BATMAN

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  • God Damn You Batman!

    I spent like 3 hours playing Arkham City…..i only went from 50%-53% done…ARE YOU SERIOUS! GOD DAMMIT!

    and most likely after i get Call of Duty the percentage won’t change for 6 months

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  • Fun Fact: In Batman: Arkham City there is a part where Joker calls out the finale of Lost.

    and it’s glorious.

    permalink 23 notes Batman Joker Arkham City Video Game Lost classic
  • YYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

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  • Batman: Arkham City Launch Trailer.

    Color me wet with excitement for tomorrow…

    permalink Batman Arkham City Video Game EXCITED!
  • tonythaxton:

    Is everyone else as excited as I am for Arkham City? 

    So god damn excited for this….the 18th won’t get here soon enough.

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  • NO!

    NO! NO! NO!

    Do not meme-ify the Batman with a microphone image..DO NOT RUIN BATMAN FOR YOU TUMBLR! YOU RUINED ZOOEY DESCHANEL FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME! DO NOT DO THIS TO ME!

    permalink 6 notes Batman Memes NO! FUCK YOU!
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  • dcu:

    12 Minutes of Batman: Arkham City game play. You should watch, it’s Batman and Catwoman fun that will hold you over until The Dark Knight Rises.

    SO EXCITED!!!!

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  • Phone home screen. 
CyanogenMod 7. Android 2.3.3 with LauncherPro

    Phone home screen. CyanogenMod 7. Android 2.3.3 with LauncherPro

    permalink 7 notes batman dc comics android CyanogenMod
  • dcu:

    The Batman: Arkham City gameplay trailer is now online! Give it a look and get your wallets ready for October 18th… that is, if you play video games.

    This is the second best way to start Tuesday….

    permalink 76 notes Batman Arkham City Gameplay trailer awesome joker two face catwoman
  • If this is a real poster color me wet. If it’s a fake poster color me wet. Just…just…i’m wet. 

    If this is a real poster color me wet. If it’s a fake poster color me wet. Just…just…i’m wet. 

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  • Currently Watching

    Currently Watching

    permalink 12 notes Currently Watching Batman Forever Batman Robin Riddler Two Face Movie
  • So I watched the 1989 Batman movie directed by Tim Burton. Yes I’d seen it before…awhile ago, when i wasn’t as film savvy and before Chris Nolan made Batman masterpieces. Fuck this movie is bad. It doesn’t hold up in any way whatsoever. The suit is horrible, Jack Nicholsons performance while good is still really bad. But the biggest travesty about the whole movie is Batman himself. Near the end of the movie he literally starts killing people! He drives the batmobile into the chemical plant and with a bunch of guys around him firing on the car he drops a bomb from the tire and blows them all up….BATMAN NEVER KILLS ANYONE! That’s what makes him Batman. Then when he is playing the Bat Plane and firing with gattling guns and rockets at Joker he misses…every shot…BATMAN NEVER MISSES! Just ugh it’s sad to say but i might enjoy Batman Forever and Batman and Robin more just because they are so over the top and campy…But on the good side this just gives me another reason to loathe Tim Burton. 

    So I watched the 1989 Batman movie directed by Tim Burton. Yes I’d seen it before…awhile ago, when i wasn’t as film savvy and before Chris Nolan made Batman masterpieces. Fuck this movie is bad. It doesn’t hold up in any way whatsoever. The suit is horrible, Jack Nicholsons performance while good is still really bad. But the biggest travesty about the whole movie is Batman himself. Near the end of the movie he literally starts killing people! He drives the batmobile into the chemical plant and with a bunch of guys around him firing on the car he drops a bomb from the tire and blows them all up….BATMAN NEVER KILLS ANYONE! That’s what makes him Batman. Then when he is playing the Bat Plane and firing with gattling guns and rockets at Joker he misses…every shot…BATMAN NEVER MISSES! Just ugh it’s sad to say but i might enjoy Batman Forever and Batman and Robin more just because they are so over the top and campy…But on the good side this just gives me another reason to loathe Tim Burton. 

    permalink Batman Tim Burton Horrible Fucking Movie Fuck You Tim Burton
  • Ok you guys calm down. I know you’ve all been sitting on the edge of your seats just WAITING to know my thoughts on the recent casting news for the Batman movie (side note I keep typing Batman and Batnam). 
First! Anne Hathaway as Catwoman…Neh. As far as Anne Hathaway the person i don’t really care, yeah she is pretty and was good in Rachel Getting Married but she will forever be that princess bitch in my eyes. She does have a great rack though.
Second! Tom (motherfuckin) Hardy. I’ve been a fan since I saw Bronson, then his part in Inception sealed the deal. Him playing Bane is cool and pretty spot on, even though i would like to see him play maybe a more vocal villain. If they put a scene in where he at least tries to break Batman’s back then i’ll be happy.

    Ok you guys calm down. I know you’ve all been sitting on the edge of your seats just WAITING to know my thoughts on the recent casting news for the Batman movie (side note I keep typing Batman and Batnam). 

    First! Anne Hathaway as Catwoman…Neh. As far as Anne Hathaway the person i don’t really care, yeah she is pretty and was good in Rachel Getting Married but she will forever be that princess bitch in my eyes. She does have a great rack though.

    Second! Tom (motherfuckin) Hardy. I’ve been a fan since I saw Bronson, then his part in Inception sealed the deal. Him playing Bane is cool and pretty spot on, even though i would like to see him play maybe a more vocal villain. If they put a scene in where he at least tries to break Batman’s back then i’ll be happy.

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