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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • When I wear a beanie all day my hair does some awesome shit.

    When I wear a beanie all day my hair does some awesome shit.

    permalink 12 notes self hair gpoy beard
  • GPOYW: I’m just a beard and sunglasses. (Photo by mikeypizzle)

    GPOYW: I’m just a beard and sunglasses. (Photo by mikeypizzle)

    permalink 17 notes lightbox self gpoyw gpoy beard ray-ban sunglasses palm tree lens flare
  • Look at this creepy motherfucker….look at the difference in his beard when it’s brushed up instead of down….look at how bored this asshole must be.

    Look at this creepy motherfucker….look at the difference in his beard when it’s brushed up instead of down….look at how bored this asshole must be.

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  • My Christmas gift fom Kellee. Beard Conditioner and a beard/mustache comb. Also i edited this photo using Photoshop on my Android tablet

    My Christmas gift fom Kellee. Beard Conditioner and a beard/mustache comb. Also i edited this photo using Photoshop on my Android tablet

    permalink 19 notes gift gf beard wild man conditioner android tablet Photoshop
  • I know my beard is good when it can hold a plastic fork….

    I know my beard is good when it can hold a plastic fork….

    permalink 17 notes self gpoy beard sexy?
  • GPOYW: New Face/New Jeans

    GPOYW: New Face/New Jeans

    permalink 28 notes GPOYW Self Face Beard Jeans
  • My blog has been a little barren, like my uterus. So here’s a picture of myself for you all to swoon over. 
Commence swooning in 5…. 4…. 3… 2… Swoon.

    My blog has been a little barren, like my uterus. So here’s a picture of myself for you all to swoon over. Commence swooning in 5…. 4…. 3… 2… Swoon.

    permalink 31 notes self gpoyw face beard
  • GPOY: Bye Bye Beardie….Don’t worry Folks…the Beard shall return soon
Also note how fucking serial killer-ish i look with the beard and the dead eyes.

    GPOY: Bye Bye Beardie….Don’t worry Folks…the Beard shall return soon

    Also note how fucking serial killer-ish i look with the beard and the dead eyes.

    permalink 22 notes GIF Beard
  • GPOYBW: Gratuitous Picture Of Your Beard Wednesday

    GPOYBW: Gratuitous Picture Of Your Beard Wednesday

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  • GPOYW #2: Fer Realz….My beard is getting ridiculous…i need to either trim it…or name it…thoughts?

    GPOYW #2: Fer Realz….My beard is getting ridiculous…i need to either trim it…or name it…thoughts?

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  • And just like that i go from bearded wild man to cleaned up douche….also..happy sunday!

    And just like that i go from bearded wild man to cleaned up douche….also..happy sunday!

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  •  Getting my perv on with the help of David’s glasses.

     Getting my perv on with the help of David’s glasses.

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  • Neh Friday
Side note, my beard is getting some thickness…do i clean it up or let it grow out?

    Neh Friday

    Side note, my beard is getting some thickness…do i clean it up or let it grow out?

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  • My fucking beard hurts!

    That’s how i know it was a good night last night….

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  • gimmie something to come back to…

    this nap is gonna happen whether i want it to or not…so while i’m gone feel free to ask me shit, or most likely drone on about how much you love my beard and wanna have like millions of its babies….

    mikeypizzle.com/ask

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